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"Vin Diesel asked me to come to Cuba with him":
Jenny Woo revelation
Is Vin Diesel
really gay? I can't say "Yay", "nay" either
way - Jenny Woo, Gambling911.com
Ok, ok, my Editor
broke me down after a few Cosmos and waving some
hundred dollar bills in my face. I had to
confess....But what's a girl to do when asked to go
undercover and explore the hidden world of closeted
homosapians.
My Editor broke me
down: "Here I am assigning you to a story to
go under cover and investigate the hidden world of
closeted gay celebrities and you are ****ing the
favorite to come out of the closet?"
Uhhh no, not quite my
dear Editor....though I wish that were the case!
And if I were, I guess that would make him an
underdog, eh? Is Vin Diesel gay?
Will he be the first celebrity to come out of the
closet?
BetUS.com (See
Web Site Here)
recently offered a whole slew of odds on which
celebrity would be "outed" next.
Vin Diesel was the big
favorite at 4-1 odds and ladies, I can't say yay or
nay or gay either way but I can offer a somewhat
revealing picture of Vin Diesel back when he was a
peon - a big hunky peon I might add.
Vin had just filmed
"Black Dawn" or "Deep Space" or "Black Hole"
whatever the hell that alien film was where he's all
bulked up and walking around Pluto.
Anyway, we met in
Miami and he asked me out on a date. So far so
good ladies, right?
Well, the night got
started the usual "Jenny Woo" way, a few drinks and
some romantic glances. We talked a great deal
and Vin insisted that I stay close to him when we
were out in public. In other words, it was
important that everyone caught a glimpse of this hot
Asian accompanying him.
So we ended up back at
my place and decided to watch a few videos. We
exchanged glances, snuggled and.....
 Well,
let's put it this way:
I was sending out
messages the whole time: "**** me!" I mean, I
know I'm certainly a ****able girl, it's not like I
have to put a bag over my head. I was there
for the taking. Please **** me you salacious
hunk of a man. Do it! Do it! ****
me now!
Come on Ladies, you
gotta put yourself in my position.
But Vin was a perfect
gentleman and he insisted the next day I come to
Cuba with him. Now, Jenny's not about
traveling to Communist countries. Keep in mind
my Dad DOM (Dirty 'Ol Man) is strict military.
I declined politely but he still wanted me to see
him off the next day at the airport.
Even on the way to
the airport he still insisted on me flying with him
to Cuba.
Now perhaps
something would have gone down in Cuba so I'll leave
it all up to the imagination. I did see him a
few months later in LA when Vin started making a
name for himself....and once again we exchanged
glances.
Oh and God forbid I
get stuck going through security coming back from
Cuba! It's bad enough after attending a
"Swingers Convention" in Cancun Security had me
remove my "egg" from my CARRY ON SUIT CASE AT
SECURITY WTF??? The guy is waving it around
and tells me, "Miss, we have had issues with people
smuggling items in "rabbits" and "eggs". By
the way, we're not talking about Easter here!!!
I'm like "Dude, uhh...ya
think you can maybe be a little less discreet
there?" Here
I am with some security guard waving my "egg" around
with a line of people behind me. WTF???
Cuba! No thanks.
And something tells me I wasn't going to be getting
Vin Diesle's eggs either if I went.
And the verdict on Vin
Diesel being gay? Like I said, I don't know
either way but I'm sure I could've straightened him
out - if you know what I mean - had I been given the
opportunity. Come to think of it, the
opportunities were there...plenty of them but....errr....well....
Target looking dog
terrifies my poor Lexy!!!!
 While
on the phone with my editor going over an upcoming
undercover investigative report, I had been walking
my little pit bull Lexy when suddenly my neighbor's
dog AGAIN escaped from the apartment.
I had to hang up
and started screaming. My editor thought I was
about to be raped!!!
Well, this dog looks
just like the Target dog, you know the one, and he's
a complete spastic dog I've never seen anything like
it and these people have a four year old daughter.
How they can keep this dog, I have no idea.
He ALWAYS gets out of
the apartment and I don't have the heart to tell my
neighbor what a complete spastic dog she has that
terrifies my poor Lexy. I really thought
something was going to happen and I had to fight him
off.
The Target looking
dog goes into spastic rages and spins all over the
place, then he urinated all over himself. I
was so concerned that Lexy would get near him and
smell like piss so we ran back to my apartment and
locked the door.
But it gets
worse!!!!!!
 A
few weeks back Animal Control arrived at my door
around 9 am in the morning asking if I owned a white
dog. I said "Yes". Is it a pitbull?
I said "Yes" Does it get out a lot and
terrorize your neighbors? I was like "NO!" But
pointed her in the direction of Target looking dog
which resembles my little Lexy to some degree in
terms of the color.
My God!
Animal Control is going to come one of these days
and take Lexy if this keeps up! Something has
to be done. This dog is totally spasing out
and causing a ruckus.
It's bad enough my
Lexy has been banned from all but one Miami area
kennel. You know the saying "Like Momma, like
dog" and yes, Lexy has learned a few things from her
mother.
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Jenny Woo,
www.gambling911.com
Originally
published July 5, 2006 6:59 pm EDT |
