Jenny Woo's Blog

Jenny Woo's Blog

Finally, it's here! The Jenny Woo Blog. It seems that Jenny needs a place to vent and bitch and vent and bitch. Her focus on the world of internet gambling, entertainment, sexy celebrities and noncelebrities and whatever else is not enough to sustain her menstrual cycle. As a result, we've allocated this space to Ms. Jenny Woo where she speaks her mind and introduces us to some friends.

Like the Mark Cuban Blog but with Triple D's and lots of offense.

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November 25, 2006

Jenny Woo gives thanks to young men who look like Brad Pitt

It was a holiday weekend Gambling911.com reporter Jenny Woo will not soon forget as she WOO'd young online gambling industry stud, Brad Pitt (otherwise known as Chris) into her world of titillating no-holds barred adult WOOpie, complete with chains, whips and other unique devices that would make a dominatrix run for the door.

November 23, 2006

A Jenny Woo Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving from all of your friends at Gambling911.com: Moi, Payton, Destiney Bleu, Carrie, Chris, Tyrone, Don, Sparky, Alistair, Ean, Allajandro, Flash and my dog Lexy.

I'm spending this week in sunny Miami with my dad Dom (Dirty 'Ol Man) and kid brother (who is scared to death of me).

In keeping with tradition, these are some things you can say ONLY during Thanksgiving:

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Don't get any ideas Tyrone!

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! You know you will.

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. Ho Ho Ho, er, uh Happy Thanksgiving.

HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY! GOBBLE GOBBLE

November 20, 2006

Internet gambling industry movers and shakers

That wasn't an earthquake you felt in San Jose, Costa Rica. That was Casino City's own Rebecca "Liquoro" Liggero prancing around town, fondling every sportsbook operator she could find and ultimately ended up with Juan from Sportsbook.com, a wise choice since Sportsbook.com (see website here) is an endorsed Gambling911.com sportsbook Not to mention they are our highest paying advertiser hehe.

Jenny Woo here and I hate to rat out my partner in crime but my spies around town caught Rebecca Sunday night on a "date" with lip-sucking Rico Suave Juan, who I mistakenly called Jose last time I was in Costa Rica.

Oh but it gets better. It seems Rebecca is trying to steal Ms. Woo's crown as the online gambling's most notorious "hoochie momma" but I ain't gonna let that happen.....trust me.

November 12, 2006

The Next Poker Super Star

Jenny Woo reports on the auditions for a new poker reality show "The Next Poker Super Star"

I just got home this evening and let me tell you it’s been a busy two days for your Jenny. But I can honestly say I’m having a f**king blast.

Not only am I hanging out with Johnny Chan, but Jenny has her own body guards. WTF? Ok maybe I’m overly exaggerating, but I can’t ask for more better guys to be surrounded by. Johnny Marinacci, Mike Scleza, and Billy Krackman have all protected and treated me with nothing but New York respect.

October 30, 2006

Jenny Woo's Halloween trick and treat

Gambling911.com's Jenny Woo attended a little Halloween party over the past weekend and if you ever wanted to know what Jenny looks like in a costume, here you go.

It's a tradition around these parts to dress Jenny up in a skimpy costume and throw her out in front of a camera. You didn't think we were going to dress her up as a ghost did you?

The witch routine is getting a little stale - and let's face it, Jenny prancing around as a witch is hardly original. Instead, we decided to make Jenny a stripper. Now that's original! Imagine that, Jenny Woo as a stripper.

October 21, 2006

Throw Jenny from a plane

Gee, the powers that be at Gambling911.com came up with this brilliant idea: Send Jenny Woo to the desert, have her go up in a plane, then drop her some 20,000 feet or however high we were going.

Here is where my conspiracy theory comes in: Drop the bitch, hope her parachute doesn't open, assuming her ****ing identity and then we don't have to pay her during these tough times for the online gambling industry. WTF?

Well boys, I'm still alive and kicking....just barely.

Read and see more of "Throw Jenny from a plane" here

October 21, 2006

Online Gambling: Jenny Woo tries to keep score along with online gamblers

It may take mo' than a dolla to make Jenny Woo holla but evidently that's all it took for Sportingbet and Leisure & Gaming to sell off their US online gambling companies for last week. Yeah, I couldn't believe it when I heard this.....These companies sold Sportsbook.com and VIP.com for only a dollar! Isn't this history in the making?

But wait it gets better! BetCorp, another publicly traded online gambling company, held out for $9 million! Let me get my nifty little solar powered Jenny Woo calculator out to do the math here. That's an $8,999,999 difference in sale between what Sportingbet got. I should be an accountant!

October 6, 2006

Southern Baptists should be grateful that Bill Frist restricts online gambling

The majority of Southern Baptist support Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R) who, last we checked, was listed with 30-1 odds to become the next President of the United States at Sportsbook com. If that happens, the US will make Afghanistan look like a liberalized society, even with the Taliban back in control.

Chances are they support him even more so now that he was successful at getting internet gambling restricted while ensuring Southern Baptists can still bet on horses and their state lotteries.

September 29, 2006

Fakes on a plane: G911 reporter and her "real expensive" boobs in free fall

Ever wonder what it would be like to throw Gambling911.com's reporter Jenny Woo from a plane? Well, we had the opportunity recently and it was fun

Hi everyone, Jenny here back from a visit to Vegas. No it’s not what you think. This wasn't the same 'ol sex craved lush you've come accustomed to. Jenny needed a little R and R. Yes....it’s true. I completely
stayed away from the strip and relaxed in a very upscale neighborhood.

September 20, 2006

Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren D Cups take center stage over Ryder Cup

The star of this week's Ryder Cup in Ireland is not Tiger Woods but rather Tiger Woods wife....and her rather sturdy breasts, which we suspect can double for life preservers (one each). Not that I am one to talk.

Poker site targets gay population and transexuals

Jenny Woo explores the advent of gay poker sites

Perhaps this came out of the broohaha surrounding Poker legend David Williams deviation into foot fetishes and much older women....or maybe not. Poker sites are now targeting the gay population, which just happens to have more disposable income laying around than any other ethnic group. Plus we can assume they're not exactly running around changing diapers all day.

September 19, 2006

Top 5 sexiest NFL quarterbacks: Tom Brady makes Jenny Woo's cut

Back by popular demand is the "Jenny Woo Sexiest" and who really knows more about "SEXY" than yours truly, Jenny Woo? Perhaps you've already read my Sexiest Sportscasters or my Sexiest Athletes Wives.

Now I am here to reveal my choices for Top 5 Sexiest NFL quarterbacks. Let's get right down to business before my ADT starts kicking in, shall we?

September 9, 2006

Aylar Lie leaves lasting impression on Jenny Woo

As you all know I was able to spend some time with the beautiful Aylar Lie. She’s the head of Team Aylar for the FHM/Purple-Lounge Poker Tournament in Norway, which included the other beautiful girls (Elita Lofblad, Charlotte Fredriksen, Linn Irene Meister, Catherine Aschim, and Lisa Marie Winther). Well, I’m here to tell all of you a little bit about this gorgeous celebrity who made your very own Jenny Woo a little hot and bothered.

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