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Sexiest Poker Players of 2010: Patrik Antonius, Erica Schoenberg

Written by:
Jenny Woo
Published on:
Jan/06/2011
Patrik Antonius

Nordic aliens (Pleiadeans, Space Brothers) are said by contactees and UFOlogists to be a group of humanoid extraterrestrials who resemble European racial images, or more specifically Nordic-Scandinavians, characteristically 6–8 foot tall with white (pink) skin, blue eyes, light blond hair, and commonly reported as being male.

I bring this up since I’m often left wondering if the likes of Patrik Antonius and Eric Schoenberg, my number 4 and number 3 picks for Sexiest Poker Players of 2010, respectively, are really of this planet.  Schoenberg these days intermingles with the working class people of Ohio. 

As hot as I am, I’m almost afraid of appearing like a tiny leper next to these two exotic giant Scandinavian/Germanic specimens.  Schoenberg literally translates into “beautiful mountain”.

Both have sponsorship deals with Full Tilt Poker.  Both would make perfect babies together.

The Pleiadeans are sensitive, loving and kind just like Patrik and Erica. Pleiadeans have a pleasant smooth energy, which translates into others wanting to be in their company.  They tend to be sensitive and react very quickly to any criticism thrown their way.

The Pleiadeans are self-sacrificial and tend not to express anger openly, but instead retain inner resentment.  They will often use passive aggressive behaviour in hopes their feelings are noticed by the offending party.

They focus on creating their own happiness as opposed to trying to make others happy.  They sometimes seem reserved and distant due to regular self-criticizing of the thought process.  They often feel that their thoughts are not worth sharing. 

An interesting facet to the Pleiadeans (and perhaps taking a page from the John Boehner handbook) is that they often release through crying.

Ironically, as I write this, Ms. Schoenberg just tweeted:

I think I may be the only person in the world that thinks this, but I don't really like #Inception. HATED IT

Inception is the recently released science fiction film that everyone else loves....except for Erica.    Wikipedia describes it this way…

Inception was first developed by Christopher Nolan, based on the notion of "exploring the idea of people sharing a dream space — entering a dream space and sharing a dream. That gives you the ability to access somebody’s unconscious mind. What would that be used and abused for?" Furthermore, he thought "being able to extract information from somebody’s brain would be the obvious use of that because obviously any other system where it’s computers or physical media, whatever — things that exist outside the mind — they can all be stolen ... up until this point, or up until this movie I should say, the idea that you could actually steal something from somebody’s head was impossible. So that, to me, seemed a fascinating abuse or misuse of that kind of technology.

Other tweets that might suggest Schoenberg is otherworldly.

“I just spent 100 bucks on wolf urine to sprinkle in the backyard.”

Who the heck does that?

I still smell like garlicky shellfish.

I’m sure that won’t keep the boys away Ms. Thang!

Enjoying that purple drink with my beastie

Listening 2 Disconnected by Face to Face at a high decibel level! Gr8 tune

As true responsibility is accepted for self and personal happiness, the The Pleiadeans will flourish and the physical body will respond with radiance.

And once again Jenny Woo is stuck sitting home with her rabbit!  Hmmmph!

Stay tuned for more of my top 10 sexiest poker players of 2010. 

- Jenny Woo, Gambling911.com Senior International Correspondent

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