Gus Hansen Fake Twitter Account is Pure Comedy

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If you enjoy comedy like most of us here at Gambling911.com do, be sure to check out the Gus Hansen twitter account.  It’s actually really Gus Hansen but rather the Fake Gus Hansen.

Someone with too much time on his hands?  Perhaps.

But the guy is pretty funny.

Here is his description as he takes on the persona of one of Denmark’s most successful poker players:

I'm just your average sexiest man of the year/multimillionaire/#1 ranked womens tennis player dater.

And some of his funny tweets:

Last night i drunk dialed Clonie and she said she was in Jesus' arms. Did she finally go crazy?

And listen, Gus don't swing that way, only that one time in Singapore, but i was tricked.

Patrik (Antonius) is pretty scary in the morning without his makeup on.

Just figured out why Patrik sucks at hold em. He thinks you need to use both cards. Shhh no one tell him.

Congrats to Allen Bari. He is about to have one bracelet and two friends.

This just in. I'm pretty fucking good

-       Ace King, Gambling911.com

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