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Doyle-damus Daring Poker Predictions for the Year 2010

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Dec/27/2009

"May you walk a mile under a diseased camel"

The Great Doyle-damus has made his poker predictions for the year 2010 and Gambling911.com has them for you exclusively.  Here they are:

*Doyle Brunson will win the 2010 World Series of Poker

*Doyle Brunson will be crowned the Sexiest Poker Player of 2010 a third year straight by Jenny Woo.

*Doyle Brunson will not have sex (or even lunch) with comedian Joan Rivers.

*Doyle Brunson will tell more bad colonoscopy and blonde jokes in 2010.  Everybody will still laugh though.

*Doyle Brunson's "Godfather of Poker" will outsell Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue".

*Online poker prohibition will be lifted.

*Doyle Brunson will finally see Lacey Jones boobs on a topless beach, maybe in Miami Beach.

*Doyle's toy poodle Casper will only attack three people in 2010, down from 17 in 2009.

*Doyle Brunson's Twitter page will surpass that of CNN's. 

*Doyle will have a "syber space romance" with some sexy online poker playing chic named Hot Jenny.

*Everyone will profit playing at DoylesRoom.com in 2010 - only if they use bonus code GAMBLING911 (accrued rakeback placed in your account each Thursday)

And finally, Doyle Brunson will win several million dollars playing in live poker tournaments in 2010.

*Doyles Room will become the largest online poker room by the end of 2010.

Unfortunately, it was one of the real Doyle Brunson's own predictions that tended to be a little more on the negative side that has Gambling911.com readers partying in 2010 like it's the end of the world, literally.

Brunson said he believes the Mayan prediction that the world will end in 2012, which makes 2010 a year for partying and 2011 a year for stocking up on canned foods and digging bomb shelters we suppose. (be sure to check out the comments from readers here)

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.  Middle age is when you're forced to.  Hit 77 and be glad you can still see the ball drop.

Happy 2010 from all of us at Gambling911.com and try not to think too hard about 2012!

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