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Jenny Woo: Marc Lesnick Needs to Try Some Main Street Sushi

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Mar/25/2009

Gambling911.com diva reporter, Jenny Woo, is determined to sink her chop sticks into Casino Affiliate Convention organizer Marc Lesnick this coming weekend in Amsterdam at the uber popular CAC2009.

Woo's lust for Lesnick has become even more apparent ever since learning he liked Chinese, in the form of his bank president girlfriend, Ping. 

"I wonder if Ping returned her $3 million 'retention' bonus," Jenny questioned.  

Woo is also known for her snake-like tongue, longer than that of Kiss front man, Gene Simmons.  Woo is known in some circles as "Long Tongue". 

"Ping I hear is the jealous type who reads Gambling911.com to learn what Marc is up to," said Woo.  "I will be twittering the entire time I am there so she won't even have to go to Gambling911.  I'm sure they block the site in her Wall Street office."

For his part, Lesnick has expressed his love for Ping and will try to resist Woo's advances. 

It won't be easy though.  On the agenda, there is a romantic booze cruise around the canals of Amsterdam and a pub crawl.

The last time Jenny showed up in Amsterdam, she was comatose in her hotel room the morning of her flight back to the States.  Hotel security had to enter the room by cutting through a bolt lock.  She awoke to three security officers standing over her bed with bolt cutters. 

CAC Amsterdam follows in the wake of a disastrous affiliate outing, CAP Cancun Spring Break.  That event reportedly only had 16 people show up.  CAC Amsterdam is promising a few hundred.

"It can be just Marc and I for all I care," said Jenny, who recently broke up with her brain surgeon boyfriend, who was ironically also named Mark (with a "k").  "He was too controlling....kinda like Ping."

Lesnick had originally partnered with his ex girlfriend to host casino affiliate shows, previous to the marquee Amsterdam event.  Gambling911.com provided extensive coverage of their messy breakup at the time.  His partner bore an uncanny resemblance to Glenn Close of Fatal Attraction fame.  We'll leave it at that.  

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Gambling911.com Staff 

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