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Doyle Brunson Considers Booty Call During WSOP

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Jun/08/2009

 Missing his beloved wife, Louise, who's been gone for two months, poker legend Doyle Brunson has turned into a Twitter sex addict it seems while playing at the 2009 World Series of Poker (WSOP).

Throughout the day on Monday, he proclaimed on more than one occasion, "it was time for a booty call" (and we'll presume he wasn't looking for a place to shine his cowboy boots). 

Gambling911.com's stunning reporter, Jenny Woo, has shouldered some of the guilt.

"Doyle was chosen as my Sexiest Poker Player of the 2009  and I'm afraid this honor might be going to his head," Woo said. 

One cannot help but notice all the girls gravitate towards the Texas Dolly stud muffin.

"There are a lot of women who would like to get into Doyle's overalls," Woo said.  "I happen to be one of them but I would never consider fornicating with a married man."

Gambling911.com, in fact, receives up to 350 requests per day for Doyle Brunson Naked via Google Search. 

"That's ASStonishing!" Jenny ejaculated. 

Marital infidelity is a common occurrence in today's society. Marriages are damaged or ruined...friendships are lost....families are broken... trust and respect are destroyed.  Not to mention, who would end up with the Brunson's prized pooch, Kasper? 

Now the works of the flesh are obvious: immorality, impurity, licentiousness, idolatry, sorcery, hatreds, rivalry, jealousy, outbursts of fury, acts of selfishness, dissensions, factions, occasions of envy,  drinking bouts, orgies, and the like.  In contrast, the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, generosity, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control. Against such there is no law.

In the end, Doyle admitted he would not succumb to these lecherous thoughts, even if Jenny were to rub her huge devil's dumplings in his face.

"I've decided I'm bluffing on the booty call...unless I'm drinking of course...LOL," Doyle tweeted later in the day.

No wonder the WSOP has banned Twitter at the poker tables. 

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