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Frisky Phil got me on my bark for sex in a tree. So says Rachel Pascall of Apprentice star Phillip Taylor.
This isn't the Apprentice our friend, UltimateBet.com poker pro and humanitarian Annie Duke is starring on. We're talking the UK version of the popular television show created by real estate guru Donald Trump.
As if having sex in a tree were not enough, Rachel tells the News of the World how the frisky real estate agent bonked her in the sea at a busy beach, ravaged her in a bathroom at a party and begged her to wear a Playboy bunny suit. In the bedroom, he would do JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE impressions to try to impress Rachel.
Now about that tree:
She claims the two had sex in a park tree because "the beach was quite busy that evening".
Speaking of twats - I think that's what this discussion is about anyway - Ms. Duke recently proclaimed on her Twitter page that she was essentially going to make the word "twat" fashionable once again.
"I am causing a twat revolution over on Facebook. Everyone on board. I might make a bring back the word twat' cause page over there."
Duke regularly uses the "F" bomb on her Twitter page, so this might not come as much of a surprise that she would be behind such a revolution.
The word "twat" is sometimes used in an obscene way to describe a female's genitalia.
"It is not quite as bad as ‘sn**ch' or ‘p**sy' or ‘c***'," says Gambling911.com Senior International Correspondent and fellow Twitterer (or Twat) Jenny Woo. "But it still has certain negative connotations".
It should be noted that Gambling911.com censors permit the word's usage.
The reality is that the reality star has good reason to start a "Twat revolution". After all, with Twitter such a popular communication tool these days, variations on the term have gained newfound popularity.
"How much twat could a twitter twit twit if a twitter could twit twat?" asks Woo.
Duke's exploration of vocabulary shouldn't surprise anyone either as she is the daughter of a writer and linguist.
Duke has never Twittered about having sex in a tree, or the woods for that matter... at least not to our knowledge. She is from the "Live Free or Die" state of New Hampshire, so anything is possible we suppose.
Payton O'Brien, Gambling911.com Senior Editor
