Gabriel Agbonlahor scored three goals. They weren't on the field though and he wasn't wearing protection.
The News of the World Sunday reports that the Aston Villa striker has managed to impregnate three different women all during the same period.
Amazingly, two of the girls had abortions and ditched the Villa villain -then went BACK to the rat and bedded him AGAIN, that paper reports.
The third woman gave birth to Gabriel's son.
"She now lives in one of his houses. And just so there's no argument she named the baby Gabriel Agbonlahor Junior!" NOTW reports.
A friend of the half-Nigerian, half-Scottish footballer, tipped for a glittering England career after being picked twice for the squad, said: "Gabby's so arrogant he thought by telling the girls a string of lies he could keep all his balls in the air at once, and nobody would find out the truth. But mother nature finally blew the whistle."
One of the three women was glamour model Tia Hithersay, an ex lover of Gabby's England teammate Jermaine Jenas.
The mother of Gariel's newborn is Elizabeth Wheeler. She and her newborn son Gabby Junior have been staying at a £170,000 house owned by Gabby Senior in Sutton Coldfield. The star has been spotted coming and going in the past few weeks.
A pal said: "Gabby's not exactly got a reputation for being caring or romantic, because all he's really interested in is himself, his designer clothes and his flashy cars.
"But amazingly he still somehow manages to charm women into bed with his sense of humour."
On 15 August 2008, Aston Villa announced that Agbonlahor had signed a new four-year deal, tying him to the club until 2012.
Following his contract extension and perhaps in honor of the triple pregnancies, on 17 August 2008, Agbonlahor scored a "perfect" hat-trick (scoring a goal with his head, right foot and left foot) against Manchester City in Villa's opening game of the 2008-2009 season at Villa Park. The three goals were netted in the space of seven minutes, making it the second fastest hat-trick in the history of the Premier League (outside of the pregnancy). He was later named man of the match due to his impressive performance which lead to a 4-2 victory.
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Alistair Prescott, Gambling911.com