Dancing With The Stars: Odds Are Tighter Than Those Outfits

Written by:
Anna Lexington
Published on:
May/04/2009
Dancing With The Stars

With just five remaining contestants on Dancing With The Stars, there is plenty of handicapping for the online gambler to do heading into Monday night's show.

The Chicago Tribune provided its own predictions and we have your Dancing With The Stars odds courtesy of SBG Global:

Gilles Marini (even odds): The actor (pictured at right) has been the one to beat from the beginning. If Valentino hadn't been Valentino, Gilles would have been. This guy could make retching sexy.

Melissa Rycroft (even odds): She was hot to begin with; she drips sex appeal now. She, too, is a stunning dancer, as fun to watch as any of the stable of barely clothed female pros who make this show a better night spent than with my Comcast sports package. As a last-minute replacement on the show due to injury, she proved to be a quick study who vaulted to the top within the first couple of shows. But her rib injury is a worry.

Lil' Kim (pays $20 for every $10 bet): She's making a serious run here, and I can't help but pull for her. She lost inches off the hips, looking every bit the sultry goddess, and her dancing is top notch: crisp, energetic, alluring, immensely entertaining. And true to form, she even provided a near nipple slip at one point.

Shawn Johnson (pays $17.50 for every $10 bet): Let's see, is she a woodland nymph or Arnold Schwarzenegger? I'm sorry, but when I see her dance, it's "The Terminator." Her muscle-bound legs could spring accident victims like the Jaws of Life.

Ty Murray (pays $250 for every $10 bet): You have to appreciate him. No. 1, he's married to angel-voiced Jewel, and you have to love her for loving a guy like this. That said, he dances like he's saddle-sore, and being a rodeo cowboy, he just might be. He acts like he just walked into the wrong funeral and now is just trying to cover his mistake.

Anna Lexington, Gambling911.com

 

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