Headline of the Week: What Happy Mammaries Ronaldo

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Alistair Prescott
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You gotta love News of the World! We sure do! And that London tabloid gets the award for "headline of the week" with its "What Happy Mammaries Ronaldo" masterwork.

The story itself revolves around the talk of England this weekend - not where Ronaldo is going but what he lost in the form of super sexy boobacious Nereida Gallardo. News of the World and its sister paper, The Sun, have been making the best of a series of photos taken of Ms. Gallardo topless on the beach. She is beyond SMOKIN' as seen here

Gambling911.com is a family site with a policy for not showing mammaries, which are defined as "of or relating to the breasts". And that is all the NOTW story relates to.

The Spanish senorita might have been dumped by the randy winker, but she'd obviously picked up a few pointers from the 23-year-old Man Utd ace.

First she jumped from a luxury yacht off Ibiza-taking a couple of inflatables with her to stay afloat.

Then Nereida, 25-who's had a boob job-nipped back on board to top up her tan with a girl pal.

An onlooker said: "She was having a fabulous time. She was sending a message of ‘look what you're missing' to Ronaldo."

Last month, Ronaldo broke up with Nereida and many are left asking "What was he thinking?"

As for news on whether Ronaldo is going to Real Madrid or staying at Manchester United....Well, does anyone really care after seeing those photos of his ex?

No, seriously, we just want to know who Nereida Gallardo will be dating next.


Alistair Prescott, Gambling911.com

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