Puppy Killer Kristi Noem VP Odds About to Tank

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Jagajeet Chiba
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South Dakota Republican Governor Kristi Noem's goose is cooked....dare we give this puppy killer any ideas.


There hasn't been this much bipartisanship since...well...maybe ever.

Democrats and Republicans alike have come together to universally condemn Noem after it was revealed she had killed her pet puppy, Cricket, for ruining a hunting trip.  Cricket was barely a year old. 

"I hated that dog," Noem writes in a soon-to-be-release memoir.

Cricket was shot dead, his lifeless body thrown in a gavel. 

For good measure, the blood thirsty Gov killed a goat by shooting him twice.

Once a darling among the GOP faithful and one of the top five likely Vice Presidential choices of presumptive Republican nominee for President Donald Trump, Noem self-destructed in recent days after excerpts from her upcoming book were revealed by The Guardian.

BetOnline has been slow to react - probably because there aren't a whole lot of folks betting on who the Vice President will be - and they sure as Hell aren't racing to place bets on Kristi Noem.  Her odds remained at 10-1 (4th shortest among the GOP options). At this point, Hillary Clinton stands a better shot (no pun intended) of being chosen as Trump's running mate.

Noem even tried to defend her actions via Twitter and some of the most ardent Trump supporters lambasted her.  Oh yes, she used the opportunity to promote her upcoming book.

"We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years.

"If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories that’ll have the media gasping, preorder 'No Going Back'."

Matthew Nichol, a MAGA account with over 38,000 followers, posted to X, "I do not care if she is MAGA. Kristi Noem is done in my mind. How can anybody shoot a healthy dog. I am so disappointed. Any thoughts?"

She even lost Catturd!  Look him up.

You know what they say, "Karma is a bitch!". 

We know one BITCH that's looking down from Heaven smiling this weekend....His name is Cricket (well, if he were a she, but that might be getting too political).


- Jagajeet Chiba, Gambling911.com

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