Christmas Gift Suggestions for Your Favorite Poker Pros From Thomas Somach

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Thomas Somach
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Christmas Gifts Poker

With December 25 just around the corner, it's time to start thinking about what to give your favorite poker pro for Christmas.

In the interest of holiday cheer, we here at offer the following suggestions:

John Racener--A chauffeur.

Mike "The Mouth" Matusow--A muzzle.

Phil "Poker Brat" Hellmuth Jr.--A copy of "The Amy Vanderbilt Complete Guide to Etiquette."

Chris "Jesus" Ferguson--A razor.

Daniel "Kid Poker" Negreanu--A class in sensitivity training.

Thomas "Amarillo Slim" Preston Jr.--A copy of "Sexual Deviance in America."

Sean Sheikhan--Two copies of "Sexual Deviance in America."

Howard "The Professor" Lederer--A personality.

Annie Duke--A dartboard with Joan Rivers' picture on it.

Annette Obrestad--A case of SlimFast.

Greg "Fossilman" Raymer--Two cases of SlimFast.

Jamie Gold--A moral compass.

Dusty Schmidt--Libel insurance.

Scotty "Prince of Poker" Nguyen--"Baby Baby" CD.

Russ Hamilton--Stocking mask.

Chris Moneymaker--A comeback...from oblivion.

By Tom Somach Staff Writer