Poker Pro Casts Black Magic Spell Over Aubrey O’Day

Written by:
Jenny Woo
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David Williams Aubrey O'Day

One time Danity Kane diva, Aubrey O'Day, was seen partying it up with poker pro David Williams this past weekend, putting to rest rumors that she is bi-sexual.  Williams cast his black magic spell upon Ms. O'Day while celebrating her 25th birthday.  The poker stud is best known for his $6.1 million in lifetime live tournament winnings and his ability to reel in the ladies, especially older women known as "Endangered Cougars". 

Williams is also known for his initial foray into Magic: The Gathering, a type of poker where each game represents a battle between powerful wizards, wizards, known as "planeswalkers", who use the magical spells, items, and fantastic creatures depicted on individual Magic cards to defeat their opponents.

Demonic themes have played an integral role in Magic: The Gathering.  A small number of cards depicting demons and occultists characters has raised eyebrows among religious groups.

Pastor David L. Brown, Ph.D. points out that the Bible makes it clear occult practices are an abomination to the Lord. Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, 11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. 12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD."

Another scripture passage that points out just how seriously God views the occult and wizardry is Acts 13:10. The Apostle Paul indicts Elymas the sorcerer with these words - "O full of all subtlety (deceit) and all mischief (maliciousness), thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?"

Many of those who play Magic cards identify mentally with the Sorcerer they choose to play.

"That is dangerous," the Pastor explains. "Part of the game's appeal comes from 'the ability to develop a character -- you get to be somebody else,' says Garfield...In Magic the deck you put together reflects your character -- your persona."

Still, one cannot help but wonder if Williams indulgence in Magic may have helped in the development of his manhood.

Consider this:  The poker pro once appeared in an adult video, widely viewed over the Internet, along side a much older female porn star. 

"Williams at the time seemed timid, shy yet very willing to follow the dominatrix every command," explained Cuban transgender reporter, Sparky Collins.  "Now photos taken of Williams cavorting with the latest Playboy phenom demonstrate an aplomb not yet witnessed by those in the poker community."

Sparky, who once had a lascivious encounter with a Playboy playmate in the Bahamas Atlantis pool late at night, made reference to Williams reported social skills, or lack thereof. 

"There were reports that David (Williams) introduced himself by asking in a condescending way ‘Who are you'?" Sparky said.  "He also turned down your (Jenny Woo's) MySpace ‘friend' request.  Daniel Negreanu and other classy poker pros are among Jenny's legion of MySpace poker ‘friends'," making reference to this reporter's attempt to reach out to Mr. Williams. 

Another concern echoed by our friends at WickedChopsPoker:  "Williams seems to be scoring with just about every Tom, Dick and Harriet.

"Safe to say Williams has probably been laid more than all of the other Magic The Gathering players combined...and squared," WCP suggests.

Which brings us to another concern. 

"Williams' black magic sword may have seen more dark holes than photons!" Sparky ejaculated.

Jenny Woo, Senior International Correspondent


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