Back by popular demand is the "Jenny Woo Sexiest" and who really knows more about "SEXY" than yours truly, Jenny Woo?  Perhaps you've already read my Sexiest Sportscasters or my Sexiest Athletes Wives.

Now I am here to reveal my choices for Top 5 Sexiest NFL quarterbacks.  Let's get right down to business before my ADT starts kicking in, shall we?

At Number 5:

Hey Dorothy, we're not in Kansas any more!  Or are we?  Damn!  This Trent Green of the Kansas City Chiefs is one sexy (deleted by editor) and he's not even black!  Well, you know, when a girlfriend of mine told me about Trent Green, I immediately pictured some 6'5 black guy with a big (deleted by editor). 

What a waste having Green play in Kansas City!  You'd think he's a hotter candidate for say Miami where we are left with Daunte Culpepper.  Ummm which actually brings me to my Number 3 hottie...

At Number 3:

Daunte Culpepper.  He can throw me an inbound pass any day of the week right up the midfield!  All natural grass here baby! 

Hmmmmmmm they finally got him out of the cold and shipped Culpepper from Minnesota to Miami where he rightfully belongs.

So what if he allegedly hired a bunch of hookers to do party favorites on a boat in Minnesota.  What the hell else is there to do up there?  I'm still trying to get over the idea that they have rivers up in Minnesota.

Speaking of Minnesota, here's is my number 8 pick:

At Number 8:

Mike McMahon, one time backup quarterback for the injured Donovan McNabb and now the one-time backup quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings, who let him go this past week.

Where will he pop up next?

Hopefully in my bedroom.  Oh, a girl can dream can't she? 

But a little birdie did tell me Mike McMahon has a place here in Miami Beach.  And now that he's free well.....

Rumor has it he's a real family man and a gentleman.  As if he needs any further distractions this NFL season from The Woozy and her floozy dog, Lexi.

At Number 4:

Matt Hasslebeck - Stick baseball cap on him and he's gooooooooorgeous.  Take it off and he looks like one of my uncles on my dad's side from that trailer park in West Virginia, 20 years aged enhanced.

He does do something to make Jenny's heart a flutter.  Not to mention he's a damn good quarterback.  He's a 9 when he shaves the head completely, which Hasslebeck doesn't do apparently so I'll give him a 9 with the cap or helmet on.

Here is what Tom Kornheiser of the Washington Post had to say about Hasselbeck during the team's Super Bowl run:

“On the other team, there’s Matt Hasselbeck, like me, an innocent victim of male pattern baldness, a Rogaine casualty; maybe not the MVP, but the MPB of his team. How can I not root for him? He isn’t shaved like one windbag I know (hint, hint) who claims to be able to grow hair, but in reality is as bald as an egg. He isn’t waxed and plucked like some freaky bowling ball. He’s just lost everything on top, and still — like a real man — he lets the sides continue to flourish. (Plus, his brother has such a hot wife, which has to frost Matt, because he’s a much better quarterback.) Yeah, it’s nature over nurture for me. It’s the brotherhood of the bald.”

At Number 2:

I love Brett Favre and can frankly care less how poorly his Packages are doing....err I mean Packers! 

He can drill the ball hard enough to break fingers.  But we won't go there.

Oh and that Southern drawl does it for Jenny every time.

Also I don't mind the salt and pepper hair brought on supposedly by aging 10 years over these past two seasons.

And my Number 1 pick:

Drum roll please...

It's none other than Tom Brady of the New England Patriots of course.

You might remember me listing Tom Brady among my top 10 sexiest men in sports at number 10 so it's only fitting that he lands at number 1 among my top 5 sexiest quarterbacks.

There is something really boy-next-store about Tom Brady.  The kid that would offer to shovel the elderly neighbor's driveway for nothing. 

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Jenny Woo, www.sports911.com

Originally published September 19, 2006 9:37 pm ET