Paddy Power Trump Weiner Wager: G911 Investigates Cockeyed Controversy

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May/26/2016

Does Donald Trump have presidential timber?

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One of the more controversial moments from this year's Republican presidential debates was when candidate Trump announced, in euphemistic terms, that he is well-endowed.

The announcement came in response to earlier accusations by rival candidate Marco Rubio that Trump has "small hands," another euphemism.

Not one to miss the opportunity to take advantage of any and all sleazy moments from America's presidential campaign, Irish online bookmaker Paddy Power (www.paddypower.com) this week began offering a wager on Trump's penis size.

How big (or small) is it really?

Predict correctly and you can win big bucks!

So is the wager on Trump's junk a legitimate bet?

Or just a sleazy way to garner publicity off a sleazy declaration?

Gambling 911, posing as a potential customer, engaged in an online chat with a Paddy Power customer rep and asked whether the Trump wager is a legit bet, how the winners will be determined and what state Trump's dong must be in when measured to determine the winning bettors.

Here is the transcipt of that conversation:

Thu, May 26, 5:39:14 Pm Tony Mc: Hi, my name is Tony Mc. I'm here to help you with your query.

Thu, May 26, 5:39:46 pm You: I have a question about the Donald Trump bet

Thu, May 26, 5:41:07 Pm Tony Mc: Hi Tom, Which bet are you asking about in particular?

Thu, May 26, 5:41:12 pm You: Is the how big is Trump's genitalia a real wager or just a publicity stunt to get press exposure?

Thu, May 26, 5:44:25 Pm Tony Mc: Thanks for that Tom. It's a real wager which you can bet on on-site under our Novelties section, where you can select US Politics. There are some terms:

'Applies to the size of Donald Trumps manhood when 'standing to attention'. Bets will be void if it is not revealed by end of 2016. PP Decision Final.'

You can back it on site now though and we will honour any winning bets.

Thu, May 26, 5:44:46 pm You: How will you determine which wagers are winners?

Thu, May 26, 5:46:42 Pm Tony Mc: As the terms state we will seek official confirmation by the end of 2016 from reputable news sources. The final discretion will lie with our traders, but we'll try our hardest to determine a result, and if we can't, any bets placed will be refunded.

Thu, May 26, 5:46:55 pm You: Excuse my naivete, but I'm from Iowa...what does 'standing to attention' mean?

Thu, May 26, 5:49:58 Pm Tony Mc: Euphemistically speaking this would refer to his manhood while fully engorged Tom. I'm sorry for any confusion caused.

Thu, May 26, 5:51:02 pm You: Let's be clinical for a moment, so there's no misunderstanding...Are you saying the wager on Trump's penis size refers to its size when erect, not flaccid?

Thu, May 26, 5:51:18 Pm Tony Mc: Correct Tom.

Thu, May 26, 5:52:26 pm You: What if the only photos available are of his penis in a flaccid state? Would you be able to correlate that to what his size erect would be, for purposes of determining which wagers are winners?

Thu, May 26, 5:54:51 Pm Tony Mc: I'm afraid that given that there is some arbitrary nature between the possibility of him being a 'grower' rather than a 'shower' I can only imagine that this would result in bets being void Tom, but as described above, any official payout would be at the discretion of our traders.

Thu, May 26, 5:55:35 pm You: I'm sorry I'm not familiar with Irish slang...what does grower and shower mean?

Thu, May 26, 5:56:39 Pm Tony Mc: Simply put Tom, we will not presume to estimate any erect size form an inerect penis

Thu, May 26, 5:56:55 pm You: Do you think Trump is a grower or a shower?

Thu, May 26, 5:57:38 Pm Tony Mc: Paddy Power, and I as a Paddy Power employee, don't hold any opinions on this I'm afraid. We are simply offering a market based on the public interest.

Thu, May 26, 5:58:57 pm You: oh i see...what has been the response from the public re this bet? are a lot of people wagering on this?

Thu, May 26, 6:00:24 Pm Tony Mc: I'm afraid I can't see the market in terms of bet placed but it's certainly something people have been talking about and querying, so it seems fairly popular alright Tom.

Thu, May 26, 6:01:04 pm You: Is there a minimum or maximum wager on this bet?

Thu, May 26, 6:03:47 Pm Tony Mc: THe minimum would be 10p/c, and there may be a maximum set by our traders, but it will go on a selection-by-selection basis, as each bet is taken on it's own merits. If you want to place a higher stake than that offered you can contact our Dial-A-Bet team on the phone on 08000 565 265 and they can contact our traders to try to place a higher stake for you. I’m sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

Thu, May 26, 6:04:33 pm You: Yes, I have one more question, if you don't mind, but it's a bit personal...

Thu, May 26, 6:06:29 Pm Tony Mc: I'll answer if I can Tom.

Thu, May 26, 6:06:34 pm You: Is it embarassing to you at all that as part of your job you've just spent the last half hour chatting with a stranger about the size of a billionaire's schlong?

Thu, May 26, 6:07:57 Pm Tony Mc: I'm being paid to help customers place the bets they want to place with the best information possible Tom. It's not embarrassing at all to help our customers better understand bets they may be interested in.

Thu, May 26, 6:08:55 pm You: Thank you very much for answering all my Trump penis questions without snickering...God bless you!!!

Thu, May 26, 6:10:26 Pm Tony Mc: Not at all. Thanks for contacting Paddy Power, enjoy the rest of your evening Tom!

 Tony Mc has disconnected.

By Tom Somach

Gambling 911 Staff Writer

tomsomach@yahoo.com

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