January 12, 2006

Wanker Gets Whacked

In England, money and fame won't help you if you're caught shagging someone else's crumpet.

English soccer star Joe Cole fled in terror after being battered in a drunken brawl over busty model Keeley Hazell.

The £60,000-a-week Chelsea midfielder climbed out of a window barechested and bleeding, to escape the wrath of Keely's pissed off boyfriend.

Witnesses say Cole was so badly beaten he was almost unrecognizable.

Here are some pictures of Keeley Hazell for those wondering why Joe Cole got his ass handed to him.

Painful

NBC Universal is ramping up for next month's 17-day coverage of the Torino Olympics, using many of its cable assets to provide a record amount of TV time for the Winter Olympics.

The broadcaster will schedule 416 hours chock full wintery goodness across NBC, USA, MSNBC and CNBC as well as two high-definition channels, NBC HD and Universal HD. That bests the previous Winter Olympics record, 375 hours from Salt Lake City in February 2002. NBC itself will have more than 182 hours. How ever did we survive before?

MSNBC's schedule calls for 71 hours of telecasts, including 24 live hockey games as well as curling. CNBC, with 61 hours during the 17 days, also will have curling and hockey games. Believe it or not, you can bet on curling at PinnacleSports.com