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Another stolen credit card translates into internet
poker addiction
Ok, so I sit here
preparing my first ever Costa Rica trip and it dawns
on me....I'm addicted to gambling. More
addicted to internet poker than I am to sex.
Well, at least with sex I have someone else charge
their credit cards.
With internet gambling I might turn out like
poor little 'ol (get your hankies out) RYAN.
Whose Ryan you might
ask?
Ryan is an 18-year old
who the Philadelphia Inquirer paints as this poor
young sap who became addicted to online poker,
racked up nearly $20,000 (errr didn't the credit
card company impose a limit on this activity?)
and.....ok, here's the good part. The credit
card was STOLEN.
Now the Philadelphia
Inquirer chose not to focus on the stolen credit
card but rather what this little 18 year old brat
did with the card. Let me tell you if that
were my little brother, I'd smack him right across
the face for stealing the card. Who the ****
cares what he used it for? Get a grip America.
I't nonsense like this that really really really
gets Jenny all fired up....especially when I am
having my PMS and ADT combined.
Ryan now attends Gamblers Anonymous meetings twice a
week in Basking Ridge, N.J., trying to piece his
young life together.
Shouldn't he be
spending his week's in a juvenile detention unit?
Help me out here!
Ok, so Ryan is on
probation for identity theft I soon learn. We
had to wade through everything else to get to that
fact. Of course, blame it all on internet
gambling.
My dog Lexy is in
trouble again with yet another Kennel for causing
fights among the male dog occupants. Let's
blame this on Mommy's addiction to internet
gambling. Because I'm heading to Costa Rica to
visit online gambling companies, Lexy will be left
alone and potentially could be thrown out of her 14
kennel for lewd behavior.
Everything can be
blamed on internet gambling! Yet more than 75%
of the US population believes it should be
legalized. Go figure!
As for Ryan - Give me
back my credit card you little slimeball!
Go Save Some Bears
People
Ok so Where the hell
is What's His Name, that pretty boy Forbes
Billionaire coverboy CEO of Bodog. There
wasn't a day that went by where I didn't read
something about him....mostly on this here website.
Well, seems he's doing
good and may even be abstinent for once in his adult
life. Yeah right!
Next time you boys
decide to use some of that sex drive serum, better
think twice about where it is originating from.
Kudos to Kelvin for
his efforts in Asia....the backwoods of Asia I want
to make this perfectly clear coming from a Half
Korean, Half Redneck.
Having just completed
a public service announcement educating the masses
on current bear bile farming practices going on in
Asia, Kelvin Ayre (on behalf of the Kelvin Ayre
Foundation) has traveled overseas and is currently
working in conjunction with the Stop-Bear-Farming
Foundation and Animal Asia Organization’s Jill
Robinson and Annie Mather to fund the construction
and maintenance of the Bodog.com Bear Sanctuary in
Vietnam, which is slated to be opened in the Fall of
2006.
Ayre and Robinson are also filming a 30-minute
documentary (with locations in China and Vietnam)
that will educate the public on bear bile farming
practices, and show how they can help the cause by
avoiding the usage of products made from bear bile.
(These products include Chinese medicine, eye drops
and hairspray...oh yeah and sex serums.)
What is bear bile farming? Where is it being done?
Close to 10,000 bears in China, Korea and Vietnam
are being locked in tiny "crush cages" (some for
more than 20 years) and their bile is extracted from
their gall bladders for use in, among other things,
traditional Chinese medicines.
Way to go Kelvin!
Yogi, Pooh and King Kong would be proud. And
so is your Jenny. A very good cause.
----
Jenny Woo,
www.gambling911.com
Originally published
August 6, 2006 3:26 pm EDT
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