Internet gambling industry movers and shakers
That wasn't an earthquake you felt in San Jose, Costa Rica. That was Casino City's own Rebecca "Liquoro" Liggero prancing around town, fondling every sportsbook operator she could find and ultimately ended up with Juan from Sportsbook.com, a wise choice since
Sportsbook.com (see website here) is an endorsed Gambling911.com sportsbook Not to mention they are our highest paying advertiser hehe.
Jenny Woo here and I hate to rat out my partner in crime but my spies around town caught Rebecca Sunday night on a "date" with lip-sucking Rico Suave Juan, who I mistakenly called Jose last time I was in Costa Rica.
Oh but it gets better. It seems Rebecca is trying to steal Ms. Woo's crown as the online gambling's most notorious "hoochie momma" but I ain't gonna let that happen.....trust me.
Rebecca was seen at a Black Eyed Peas concert the other night with none other than.....drum roll please.....Eduardo Agami of SBG Global (see website here) - yet another Gambling911.com endorsed sportsbook....so at least my friend Rebecca has good taste.
I heard there was some heavy petting and deep breathing going on but I was not there...unfortunately. You know my London Bridges would have fallen down for sure.
My girl was also seen prancing around town with some Bodog.com employees. Again, there was lots of boozing and floozing.
"Wait until she (Rebecca) gets home. She's got a lot of explaining to do," said Rebecca's ex-fiance over the phone to Gambling911.com.
But of course I am just making all this up to take the heat of Yours Truly. There, there, I am sure Rebecca's been a good girl in Costa Rica....After all, I am not there to influence her."
And pigs can fly too hahaha
Speaking of pigs, some really nasty slimeball managed to get his hands on some video supposedly featuring Moi with two other men doing things I simply cannot elaborate on further here since this is a family website but....and a big BUT.....and, no, I did not mean BUTT.
I can confirm that the video floating around is not one of my sex tapes. Pullllllleaze.....The girl in that video talks like she just popped out of some Chinese sex slave vessel and was handed a Chinese-English translation book of dirty words.
Jenny has an impersonator at MySpace.com and that is who I suspect is behind this atrocity. Come on now! I'm way more anal when it comes to my appearance on film.
The girl looks like me and the video makes Britney Spears sex tape look like a Walt Disney cartoon, but that's where the similarities end.
Doug from DocSports had to buy a new laptop after his drooling over the key board caused his old one to short circuit.
Now granted, since this stupid (internet gambling) law has passed, Jenny's had to try to partake in a little moonlighting activity (think poles and hot oil...just kidding hehehe).
If you would like to advertise at Gambling911.com and put some money down my shirt......errr...in my pocket....email us at PObrien@CostiganMedia.com After Peyton O'Brien is done spending it on spa treatments and my editor is done spending it on big screen televisions, pool tables and whatever other diversions he can come up with (from what I hear he should be spending his money on driving lessons after getting a speeding ticket and hitting a pedestrian all in one week's time), maybe poor Jenny will actually see some of that ad money.
Oh I get to pose in front of the "office pool table" WHOOPIE. It would be nice for Golden Palace to advertise here so that I can get some cumition.
At least I can say I got paid this past week by Sportsbook.com kinda under the table winky winky winky. You all would love to know that story and I ain't saying a thing.
Where's Pamela Anderson when you need her?
Anyway our new office expansion is nearly complete so watch for my virtual tour shortly. You won't want to miss it.
Don't forget to bookmark my blog and check back daily Just don't hold your breath waiting for that sex tape to appear.
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Jenny Woo, www.gambling911.com
Originally published November 20, 2006 12:57 am ET
