World Series of Poker 2007: Gambling911 Presents Climatic Event
Gambling911.com has announced a climatic event to kick off the 2007 World Series of Poker in Las Vegas this summer. Our own Kira Wissman has hand picked her very own recruits to take on the rigorous work load as sexy reporters for Gambling911.com, joining a stable of already famed and award winning journalists.
"It is a challenging job for sure," Wissman acknowledged. "But the rewards are great."
Gain instant prestige. Gambling911.com reporters have degrees from Harvard, Yale, Carnegie Mellon, Kean University and Katherine
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During the World Series of Poker 2007, Gambling911.com will descend upon Las Vegas, filling a void left by the online poker industry, which pretty much made the World Series of Poker over the last three odd years.
Never fear, some of the biggest and best known poker pros are bound to show up and our newest recruits will be there honing their skills with the likes of
Doyle's Room, a Jenny Woo favorite - Daniel Negreanu, Jamie Gold and - if Kira's mom comes along wearing only sandals on her feet - maybe even foot fetish film star, magician and WSOP winner, David Williams, will want to do an interview with us. The only catch is that he likes them slightly older (a la Kira's mum).
Gambling911.com's own prized reporters Jenny Woo, Payton O'Brien, Sparky Collins and Tyrone Black will also be on hand to assist the girls. Online gambling industry party girl and Paris Hilton wannabe, Rebecca Liggero, will likely be there as well....and probably drinking like a fish. Oh wait! Did we say "probably"?
"One of the lucky bitches, errr, ladies, could be rewarded with a reporter's contract with Gambling911.com!" Jenny Woo ejaculated. "Lucky them."
Last year's World Series of Poker event included Jenny Woo's partying with the likes of Pam Anderson
Wissman, a CPA, has already assembled dozens of girls - even during this busy tax season. Of those few dozen girls, the competition has proven quite intense.
"I have already selected two of our lovely ladies," Wissman disclosed. "The other girls simply did not make the cut. It's a daunting task, but somebody's got to do it."
Some of the tearful girls who lost became violent. One of the girl's boyfriends threatened to punch Kira Wissman's boyfriend in the face.
"These girls are taking this very seriously," Kira divulged.
Wissman stresses that the Vegas WSOP 2007 tour of duty does not guarantee a reporter contract with Gambling911.com.
Let's meet the ladies who will be joining us for the 2007 World Series of Poker this summer:
Becky
"If you are patient, everything that you have ever dreamed of will be right in front of you... I am so disgustingly happy right now that I'm starting to make MYSELF sick!"
Becky hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where auditions were held by Ms. Wissman.
She is 27 with hobbies that include - among other things - tanning, drinking, shopping and studying Sophocles.
"Nothing really offends me ~ I have a twisted sense of humor ~ I have a thing for expensive cars ~ I like sitting at home in sweatpants, watching movies and drinking ~ I love vodka martinis and red wine ~ 80's music is fantastic ~ I hate country ~ I never have less than 4 inch heels on ~ I never sit and just think about "things" and have never felt the need to "have a talk"... guess that's one of the un-girly things about me..." LOL ~ I'm not a deep person at all ~ I swear a whole f-ing lot ~ I hate people that drive slow and the sound of an alarm clock."
Becky graduated from Robert Morris University and has absolutely no idea what she majored in.
"It's all a blank but I can bring a lot to Gambling911.com and Sports911.com," she insists.
KRISTIN
"Kristin was selected only yesterday," Ms. Wissman said. "Therefore we do not have a whole lot of information to provide just yet other than that she is from McDonald, Pennsylvania."
We can also reveal that Ms. Kristin loves fast cars, eating Thai food and partying like a Britney Spears/Paris Hilton Frankenstein's Monster experiment gone awry (minus Frankie's ugly looks of course).
"She will bring a great deal to the table," Wissman claims. "This one is a keeper and she is willing to lay it all out on the line to get all the latest WSOP scoops."
Gambling911.com's World Series of Poker 2007 coverage will culminate with an extravagant party featuring our newest recruits along with the personalities you have grown to love from Gambling911.com.
"I am looking so forward to this event," said Ms. Woo. "I'll probably end up looking like a member of the Christian Coalition next to these girls."
Uhhh...somehow we doubt that one Jenny!
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Christopher Costigan, Gambling911.com
Originally published March 11, 2007 12:07 pm ET
