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The Top 10
Sexiest Poker
Players in 2008
Revealed
Jenny Woo picks the
hottest professional
poker players in the
world.
Who are the sexiest
professional poker
players of 2008?
There are many to be
sure but certain
players really stand
out year after year
and age is not
always a deterent -
Doyle Brunson at 100
and something years
old ranks pretty
high on my list I
should point out.
My
list consists of
everything from
classy beauty
(Evelyn Ng) to
humble boy next
store looks (Daniel
Negreanu) to all out
foot loving granny
slamming horn dogs
(David Williams).
Of
course, no list of
the top 10 sexiest
poker players could
exclude one of the
most talked about
celebrity players
this year - Shannon
Elizabeth - who
represented us quite
well during this
season's Dancing
With the Stars.
I'm also thrilled to
disclose that my
list consists of
three individuals
with Asian in them:
Evelyn Ng, Johnny
Chan and Jennifer
Tilly, who had that
Asian looking
slasher Chuckie in
her a few too many
times with all those
Bride of Chuckie
sequels.
Eegads. I know
she's got to be
thrilled to have
made my list, and in
fact, she comes in
at number 10.
No thanks, I've had
the bolt cutter
experience already!
Here's a woman who
went from slipping
the noodle of some
pre-pubescent
deformed brooding
slasher doll in her
to currently dating
some guy
affectionately named
- you guessed it -
The Unibomber.
Jennifer
Tilly is hot in that
"Don't f*** with me
Alannah Morissette
sorta way", only
she's not French and
she's not Canadian.
She's the type of
girl you'd expect to
enlist to go fight
in Iraq if she
weren't so busy
playing poker.
Ms. Chucky (or Ms.
Unibomber these
days) has also done
the lesbian thing,
which catapulted her
from #154 to #10 on
my list of the poker
world's most
sexiest.
She did that in the
film Bound with Gina
Gershon.
Tilly has appeared
in close to 50
films.
Tilly once said:
"Everyone said that
if you want to be a
real actor, go to
New York. If you
want to sell out, go
to LA. And I thought
-- I want to sell
out!"
These days she might
be spending much of
her time in Las
Vegas, torturing
opponents at the
poker table the same
way Chuckie did all
those helpless
victims.
Next Up - David
Williams
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