Sports911.com's
own "expert on men" Jenny Woo has come across a Fox
Sports poll listing the world's top 10 sexiest men
in sports, better known as "the pretty boys".
See if Jenny agrees.
You think it's easy
being a girl? One hour devoted to showering,
putting on make up and finding the perfect outfit
every morning. Then another hour spent on the
phone with your girlfriends. Three hours for
clubbing every night. Four hours for sex.
That leaves only five hours left in the day.
When's a girl to get any work done?
Of course you guys
have it easy. Sure some of you wear makeup
(i.e. the CEO-In-Hiding Kelvin Ayre), but pretty
boys rarely need it.
The top 10 sexiest men
in sports can sweat, get kicked in the crotch, black
eyes, you name it....they still stay pretty and can
still function even with a sore crotch. Not
that I would know.
Fox Sports this past
week listed the Top 10 sexiest men in sports.
Their top 10 pretty boys of course featured David
Beckham at the helm. What a shocker!
Who else could be
considered for the top spot, but the man on whom the
metrosexuality trend is based? In a sport where
diving and faking an injury are skills as prized as
dribbling and passing in the NBA, Beckham is the
King of queens.
I tend to agree.
In
the second spot sits Alex Rodriguez. Jenny
tends not to agree. I mean, come on,
there is a Calvin Klein underwear model - Fredrik
Ljungberg - in the number 5 spot for God's sake!
A Rod's wife, now that's a different story.
Speaking of Ljungberg....God
I hope I see him in Norway during my FHM Women's
Poker Tour the end of this month....Here is what Fox
Sports had to say about him:
Ljungberg is a
classic example of an athlete whose fame is somewhat
of a mystery, since it can't be attributed to his
play on the field. Ljungberg has put up modest
numbers on English Premier League team Arsenal and
for the Swedish national team, but his gig as a
Calvin Klein underwear model seems to be working out
for him. Ljungberg seems destined to be one of those
athletes who takes home more "Hottest Athlete"
awards than he does sporting accolades.
Pretty boy low point: In Sweden, he had a plethora
of golden opportunities to score in its shocking
draw with Trinidad and Tobago in the 2006 World Cup.
None came from the foot of Ljungberg, who was
seemingly invisible during the entire match.
The F**ker is pretty
than me!!!!
Johnny Damon sits at
#4 on the Fox Sports list of Top 10 Sexiest Men in
Sports. Yeah he's a real pretty boy for sure.....errrrr.....
But if I saw him
coming out of the woods with a jack knife I might run the other way.
At #3 is tennis player
Rafael Nadal.
He looks soooooooo
young. Speaking of which, I got in trouble
with my editor for checking out a boy at the airport
heading to Costa Rica who we later figured out was
around 15...ok, maybe 14, but who says "Age
matters". If Camron Diaz can do it, so can
Jenny.....Ok, maybe not 14. I can wait!
I've only been abstinent for close to 5 years now.
And if you believe
that one I got a bridge to sell you in Miami Beach!
More pretty boys of
sports included:
#7
- Jose Theodore, NHL goalie
*6 - Ian Thorpe,
Olympic Swimmer - You always gotta have a swimmer's
body in there somewhere.
Sports911.com's
own "expert on men" Jenny Woo has come across a Fox
Sports poll listing the world's top 10 sexiest men
in sports, better known as "the pretty boys".
See if Jenny agrees.
In
the second spot sits Alex Rodriguez. Jenny
tends not to agree. I mean, come on,
there is a Calvin Klein underwear model - Fredrik
Ljungberg - in the number 5 spot for God's sake!
A Rod's wife, now that's a different story.
#7
- Jose Theodore, NHL goalie