The star of this week's Ryder Cup in Ireland is not Tiger Woods but rather Tiger Woods wife....and her rather sturdy breasts, which we suspect can double for life preservers (one each).  Not that I am one to talk.

With the Ryder Cup teeing off this Friday, this reporter will confess I haven't a clue what the hell the Ryder Cup is, but at center stage sits that hot Swede, Elin Nordegren.

This month's issue of The Dubliner features a photo of a topless woman with Elin Woods' face superimposed, sorta like we do here at Sports911.com.

Okay we already have some inkling that Elin's boobs are fake.  What difference does it make?  And hey, these are some classy pics....at least the one's that I have seen.

And it's not as if Tiger Woods wife is photographed messing around with someone else's wood!

Anyhow, Tiger Woods has suggested he will go after the Dubliner Magazine in a lawsuit.  The Dubliner, whose website has been bombarded all day and hangs longer than Tiger's you know what, did cross the line a little by suggesting Elin Nordegren was a "filthy" woman. 

The accompanying copy of this week's Dubliner reads: ``Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on in public. Is it too much to ask that they leave them at home for the Ryder Cup?

'Consider the evidence -- Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren . . . can be found in a variety of sweaty poses on porn sites across the web.''

While acknowledging that his Swedish wife did some bikini modeling before they met, Woods said the porn allegations crossed the line.

''Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story,'' he said. ``Sometimes that happens, and I think this was a clear incident of that.''

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Jenny Woo, www.sports911.com

Originally published September 20, 2006 9:18 pm ET