 Jenny
Woo's Top 10 Sexiest
Poker Players:
Number 4 - Shannon
Elizabeth
You
have a boy's first
name and your last
name is a girl's
first name.
You've caused more
wrist injuries than
carpal tunnel
syndrome. And
somehow, some way,
God managed to
squeeze the four "p's"
into you:
Pretty Poker Playing
Pie girl with
talents that only I
thought I had all
rolled up into one.
Notice I didn't say
anything about
Doyle Brunson's
p***er.
God made that
too...way back when
he made Adam.
This American Pie
diva probably
wouldn't even know
where to find pie
crust in her local
super market yet all
the other
ingredients are
firmly in place:
Sweet personality,
sex kitten looks,
acting talent,
dancing skills and
her best trait of
all is none of the
above......it's her
top notch poker
playing skills.
This year, Shannon
made us all proud by
donning her dancing
shoes and
participating in
ABC's smash dance
competition Dancing
With the Stars,
where she was among
the last to be voted
off. Shannon
is rumored to have
moved in with her
dance partner on the
show.
Shannon has quite
the mix in her.
Lebanese, English,
Irish, German, and
Cherokee....and
that was just last
night.
Just kidding, just
kidding. You
know we love you
Shannon and my
finger is still
hurting from voting
for you a hundred
plus times each week
on Dancing With the
Stars.
Ms. Elizabeth, who
describes poker as
her "second career"
has been called "one
of the leading
celebrity poker
players." She visits
Las Vegas up to
three times each
month to participate
in poker games with
the top players of
the United States.
Elizabeth played in
the Main Event of
the 2005 World
Series of Poker and
won a special
tournament
celebrating the
opening of a new
poker room at
Caesars Palace hotel
in January 2006,
beating out 83
celebrities and
poker professionals
to win $55,000. She
has also cashed four
times in the World
Series of Poker in
2006 and 2007, but
again busted out of
the Main Event
early. In 2007, she
advanced to the
semi-finals of the
NBC National
Heads-Up Poker
Championship in a
field consisting of
the top poker
professionals before
losing to eventual
champion Paul
Wasicka. Among the
four opponents she
defeated were three
World Series of
Poker multiple
bracelet winners:
Jeff Madsen, Barry
Greenstein, and
Humberto Brenes.
NEXT UP JOHNNY CHAN
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