Good lay at the office dear?

Gambling911.com's Jenny Woo looks at a recent sex survey administered by News of the World regarding sex in the office.

If it seems as if I occasionally come off as a pent up biotch, that's because I'm stuck in an office much of the time writing.  There is nobody here to grope me because I'm usually the only person around.  I don't even have anyone to bring coffee to for God's sake!

I love taking extended lunch breaks, laying out on the roof top pool in a string bikini and showing off to absolutely nobody... except for maybe those residing in the tall building next store where Jenny will occasionally flash her tatas.

Sex in the office?  Gimme a break!  The only sex I am having in the office these days is with Short Circuit II.

These Brits really have it good.  Maybe I should fill out an application to work in the BetonSports or Sportingbet offices!

According to this News of the World report -Yes, Jenny reads News of the World on a Sunday morning - career women have finally begun getting as much sex at work as the fellas.

A whopping 30 percent (THAT'S IT?) of women and 41 percent of men have romped in the office.

Randy male bosses are still seducing their secretaries but, our survey shows, these days women are just as happy to mix business with pleasure, according to the report.

Sexual behaviour expert Dr Lenny Kristal, who analysed the results, said: "When people work together they end up spending more time together than they do with their partners at home.

"So if a person's sex life has got stale and boring, then having fresh, fun people around all day makes it an easy step to have an office fling.

 
Jenny gets a lot of rays but not any lays in the Gambling911.com office


"And women are showing much greater self-confidence in expressing their sexual desires. In fact they even appear to be overtaking men in many sexual activities and attitudes."

Of the 5,500 people who took part, more than half of the girls confessed to a one-night stand.   Jenny the virgin is shocked.

And 43 percent of women held their hands up to cheating—mostly with people from work. 

Then News of the World speaks to some pretty Gemma Heywood broad who enjoyed a passionate fling with a married high flyer during a conference at a top hotel in Newcastle.

The 24-year-old web worker told how the smooth-talking MD wooed her with fizz, foie gras and fine food.  For me all it usually takes is the fizz and I'm romping in no time Boys!  F the foie gras!

She said: "I don't mind telling you I was easy prey and it was amazing. He's obviously had lots of experience."

Girl, you is a floooozy!  The Queen Mum must be rolling over in her grave right now.

But she says the best thing was knowing it was a one-off with no strings attached.

Then they talk to Telesales girl Verena Dunn, who used to be teased by the lads in the office for being shy.

Little did they know she once put on an X-rated show for passers-by in Manchester as she had sex at her desk!  You go girl!

Verena, 27, from Oldham, Lancs, said: "Everyone at work used to think I was a real prude but after a boozy party I took my ex-boyfriend back to the office and we had wild sex against the huge glass windows.

Sheeesh, now Jenny is feeling like the prude.  I would not even comprehend such a thing in my own apartment.  Well, maybe if I had one or two glasses of wine in me.

"There were lots of people outside and it was such a turn-on," Verena comments.

They also spoke to sexy Michelle Butterworth who did what millions of folk have done — had a fling with a married colleague at a Christmas party in Stockport, Cheshire.

But her drunken romp turned into a six-month steamy affair. The 26-year-old receptionist said: "I went outside with a solicitor I fancied.

"I plucked up the courage to kiss him then dragged him to a corner and we had sex standing up."

The fling lasted until Michelle grew fed up of sneaking around.

And here is Jenny's personal favorite.

Posh totty Lisa Lever, from Romford, Essex, admits she's a sex addict.  Oh Girl, I wish they gave phone numbers out with these reports!

The middle-class blonde beds a new man every weekend and has at least 70 notches on her bed post.

Jenny is feeling like Madonna here at this point but it gets worse....or better depending on how you want to look at things.

Gym worker Lisa, 24, who had her boobs boosted from a B to a D, said: "I'm addicted to sex. The longest I've gone without is a week.

A whole entire week?  Egad!!!!

"I'm a single girl and I might as well do it while I can. I won't be able to do it when I'm married."

Why not girl?  A million other hoochie mammas have according to this survey.

......It's my birthday, It's my birthday.  September 9 is when Jenny turns 22!  We're having a party here at the Gambling911 office.  Well, me and Short Circuit II are having a party I guess since I'm the only one it seems working these days. 

Boys, feel free to send me goodies.  Then again, since we don't have a bomb sniffing dog on the premises, maybe that is not a good idea.

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Jenny Woo, www.gambling911.com

Originally published August 14, 2005