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Costa Rica: The making of a monster
Jenny here reporting
live (actually half dead) from beautiful sportsbook
infested Costa Rica with my dear friend and future
star, Rebecca Liggero....Ok, for those of you
expecting me to stop by your office today, there has
been a slight change in plans.
I know I am getting
old when I'm sitting in the hottest hooker
bar in the entire Western Hemisphere - The Hotel Del
Rey in San Jose, Costa Rica - surrounded by guys and
I resist charging them US prices to take me home.
Why I was probably the first one whose ever ended up
in there that didn't get lucky....Oh, wait, there is
also my new friend Rebecca "Liquorio" Liggero of
Casino City News....You know the one: She interviews
some poor sap for a position. The guy tells
her he "Googles' everyone who he's going to
interview (not knowing it was Rebecca who as doing
the interview that day) and Rebecca proceeds to tell
him that she would be thrilled to have him do a
Google search on her.
Guess what popped up?
SEX AND ONLINE
GAMBLING NOT A GOOD MIX
Hey Girl, at least we
managed to get it down to the #3 ranking, under
"Thanks to
Gambling911.com, I have a new nickname: Rebecca "Liquorero"
Liggero".
Hey let's see how
many more of these we can get ranked lol Let me tell y'all
something.....Jenny ain't necessarily the one doing
the tainting here as is typically the case.
This girl is a bigger lush than Judy Garland and her
daughter Liza Minelli combined. Boston plus
Italian plus some Irish in her (the other night
hehehe, hope Mom is not reading) plus the online
gambling industry involvement. It's a recipe
for disaster folks! Take it from me. I
felt like a saint last night!
First off, Rebecca is
supposed to be working. Now for my next joke.
Just kidding. Boy can I write when hung over
lol.
 My
girl used to be a sweet innocent....so she says.
Then JOILA! Welcome to online gambling and the
wonderful world of BOOBWAs (Bitches Of Online
Betting With Attitude).
Just don't become
an organ donor Girl! I was telling everyone
yesterday at the airport that I'm actually an organ
donor and rumor has it that when you're an organ
donor they don't try as hard to save you. With
the exception of my fake boobs, nothing in my body
is going to be salvageable though. My lungs
are shot to ****! My liver, forget about it!
My kidneys have been infected more than....well,
we won't go there. Either everything is
completely destroyed or all the alcohol has
protected most of my valued organs. But hey,
there is always my brain and beauty. Too bad I
can't donate either of those to science since
neither is an organ.
In front of the
infamous Hotel Del Rey with Juan from Sportsbook.com.
Isn't he a cutie! Look at Rebecca, can't keep
her tongue off of him.
Apparently Juan goes
both ways but that is fine with me
Dave from Sportsbook
Review gets an A+ from his teachers...and a little
extra credit to boot.
I wasn't sure when I
should start charging. Before or after fourth
base?
It takes more than a
dolla to make Jenny holla, but apparently it only
takes 6 glasses of cheap wine to get Rebecca
squealing like an oiled pig.
No s*cky f*cky jokes
-
Jenny Woo,
www.gambling911.com
Originally
published August 7, 2006 1:43 pm EDT |
