Reality Television Goes to the Storks as Mogul Impregnates 8 Women

Calvin Ayre wants a baby!  But being an ego maniac, traveling the world and sleeping with as many as 12 women in one week (sometimes in one night) hampers that goal.  Throw him in front of a camera, yell "Action" and suddenly the starry eyed Bodog Life media mogul wants to be a daddy.  Those within the Bodog organization had once suggested it might be wise to make Dancing With the Stars poker pro Shannon Elizabeth the mother of Ayre's next baby.  She refused his advances, though the two remain friends. 

That's the concept of his latest reality television show that is slated to begin ayre-ing on one of the big cable networks this summer.

Eight "dumb as doorknob" models compete to become mothers of Ayre's baby.  Each sample his sperm.

"The impregnation process occurs within the same hour," explains Morris Mohawk Gaming Group CEO Alwyn Morris, who will officiate the competition.  "This way they all pop out around the same time.  The first season will focus on the maternity process, how the girls handle their individual pregnancies and of course there will be cat fights."

Of course.

Once each of the newborns arrive on Earth, a selection process will take place. 

The baby that cries the most, throws the loudest tantrum, pees all over everyone's laps and looks most like Calvin becomes his heir.

But there is a kicker.

"Not all the sperm used will be Calvin's," Morris disclosed.  "Three of the women will be carrying the sperm of competitors and another will be impregnated by a 'patent troll', all of whom will look to undermine the Bodog brand at a later date."

Each of the women have been tested to ensure they can conceive.  All will be blessed in Mohawk tradition. 

Ayre currently has a Bodog Fight MMA show broadcast on Canadian cable stations and potentially coming to HDNet in the Stations in the US as part of a Mark Cuban collaboration.   His "Battle of the Bands" Bodog Music sponsored reality show is featured on the Fuse Network, popular within the recording industry.  A Bodog Poker reality show has also aired on Fox Sports Net.  That one included an infamous raid at Ayre's home. 

Preview the trailer below.  May not be suitable for small children due to language and adult themes. 

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Payton O'Brien, Gambling911.com Senior Editor POBrien@CostiganMedia.com

Originally published April 1, 2008 10:00 am EST