Poker: Jenny Woo in Norway covers FHM Purple-Lounge tournament

Jenny Woo here reporting to you from Norway and the FHM Purple-Lounge tournament qualifiers, which will culminate into the Finals on September 16.

Already I'm picking up the native tongue....and the guys here can't get enough of mine, if you know what I mean.

Here is some of what I've learned so far: "god dag, hallo, hei" all mean "hello" in Norwegian.  "meg du er lang" means "My you are tall" since the average female here is like 6'2.  "du er cute" means "you are cute".  "du kanne vær inne meg hotel rom" - I had to use this one on Bjorn Norbo, my host, who is passed out in my hotel room as I write this article.  And get your dirty minds out of the gutter Boys!
 

So here I am in beautiful Oslo, Norway and boy was it a memorable trip. I left Miami airport with no problems at all. Although, your very own Jenny Woo had to sit in the middle seat as usual (I always demand a window when my editor flies me somewhere and inevitably get the middle seat).  Hey it could be worse, I could've had the 'ol "Bait and Switch" done on me like our own Payton O'Brien who discovered she's scheduled in middle seats on an aging McDonald Douglas Air Italia plane to Europe this October thanks to Orbitz, which switched her from Delta without saying a word. 

And my situation could have been a lot worse if not for that cute flight attendant, Kishan, who decided to feed me vodka cranberries, so it wasn’t such a bummer after all.  Since this is a family website, I'll leave the "Mile High Story" up to your imaginations.  Oh don't I wish....but this was the short haul flight from Atlanta to Newark!

 
I landed here in Oslo without my Chris (my editor), so I was completely on my own. I figured I would use my boobs to my advantage, but didn’t even need to. This trip almost reminds Jenny of Amsterdam (without the weed), seeing that everyone speaks English and doesn’t mind being so helpful.


I got checked into my room and Bjorn Norbo (my personal tour guide set up by my editor Chris) met up with me here. We had a bite to eat and took a walk in the city. I also had to get a plug converter, seeing that the hotel ran out. They told me that the hotel was booked with mostly Americans. Damn Americans!! Woops did I say that out loud! Either way, didn’t they know that Jenny Woo was coming in town?!? I checked two stores for the converters and in the end the third store had them. The other two stores blamed it on the Americans as well. No comment on that one.  The front desk told me they were illegal.  WTF?

 
After such a rough day, I needed a power nap. My body is still trying to get use to this huge response on Jenny being present at certain functions. ( I can’t help my presence being needed). I didn’t want to let my friends and readers down. I did wake up within the needed time frame (for once lol) to meet up with Julia. And yes I got to the Kamikaze Club (Purple-Lounge poker club) on time.
 
Julia Wild, Purple-Lounge, looked as beautiful as ever, but I’m surprised that her head wasn’t spinning like the exorcist seeing how busy she was. She live up to her name as did the stunning Diana Booty, red dress or not she’d make Jenny swoon. As a matter of fact a funny thing happened here at the hotel, I checked in a few hours earlier then Julia and Diana. With that said, I checked in first, "Woo", then came Julia. "Wild" and after came Diana, "Booty". So let’s just say it looked like the hotel was looking to Woo Wild Booty!! WTF? As a matter of fact we almost look like Charlie’s Angels in the Gambling World.
 
Now I know you all expected me to cover the opening night of the FHM/Purple-Lounge tournament and yes I did. Well ok almost........I first got altered by a cutie ok hottie on the stairs. Sorry, Jenny’s hormones are raging at the moment. Anyway, no one told me that these blonde haired blue eyed boys would be so hot. So I got a little side tracked!!!! I attempted to find the hot Norwegian, but was unsuccessful. I then spotted three cute boys, yes I said boys. Don’t worry I was only looking, ok I touched but only for a quickie. Oh stop those dirty minds....quickie pictures.  And if Cameron Diaz can do it, so can Jenny lol.

But then after that I found my two new conquests, the two bartenders that were serving Jenny made me hot and bothered as well. I know, I know, ADT kicking in, but I don’t give a flying f**k! They were hot!! I also met Jimmy, a gambling911 reader, and boy is he a hottie. We exchanged a couple of emails before this trip and let me tell you if I knew he was such a hottie.....well I’ll leave that up to your imagination. Let’s just say I’m attempting to work on my hormones.


Me and the boys!

 
So there’s my first night here in Oslo with Purple-Lounge and without my chaperone, Chris. Just Joking. I’m going to be in Frederikstad tomorrow evening to continue this great unsupervised adventure. I’ll let you know how it goes.
 
Oh and by the way. What do you think about the FHM girls? Up close and personal? They were f**king hot. Wait...did I say that out loud?!?!?

Time for my beauty sleep...not that I need it.  Will have more from Norway Friday so be sure to bookmark my blog here

And don't forget to check out the Purple Lounge

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Jenny Woo, www.gambling911.com

Originally published August 24, 2006 11:17 pm EDT