Jenny Woo's Top 10 Sexiest Poker Players: Number 4 - Phil Hellmuth

I'm a good girl who's tried not to commit many sins though I've probably broken every ten commandment more than once.

Still, I have high hopes of going to Heaven when I die.

I do not want to go to Hell. 

What do I envision Hell to be?

Fire and brimstone, burning wind that scorches my long flowing brown hair, eternal fire, pits of darkness, and Phil Hellmuth kicking burning chairs and throwing fits because all the other poker players in Hell won't stop talking.

He's even aptly named after the place. 

There is that glimmer of hope that I won't be going to Hell after I die.

These are the things that get you a one way ticket there: Idolatry, adultery, greed, impurity, drunkenness, fits of rage (Phil), orgies, homosexual offenses, self ambition, slander, sorcery, lying, dissensions, discord.

Does being an organ donor apply towards good credit?

I'm sure Phil Hellmuth's ego is a little hurt that he failed to make Jenny's Top 5, coming in at number 4.  Oh well, there is always next year Phil.  There is something really sexy about the self-proclaimed poker brat.  Could it be that the online poker website he represents is one of our main sponsors - UltimateBet.com.  No of course not!

When I think of Phil Hellmuth, the first thing that comes to my mind is that little brat who's sitting behind me on the plane, kicking the seat, crying, screaming the whole entire flight and his Mom and Dad act as if they are on some other flight, saying nothing to the little heathen.  Of course that kid would later grow up to be Phil Hellmuth.

The appropriately named poker champion is arguably the best player ever.  He has more bracelets than his wife and Yours Truly combined. 

Hellmuth has won $5,604,386 at the WSOP and is ranked 7th on the WSOP All Time Money List.

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