Jenny
Woo's Top 10 Sexiest
Poker Players:
Number 4 - Phil
Hellmuth
I'm a
good girl who's
tried not to commit
many sins though
I've probably broken
every ten
commandment more
than once.
Still, I have high
hopes of going to
Heaven when I die.
I do
not want to go to
Hell.
What
do I envision Hell
to be?
Fire and brimstone,
burning wind that
scorches my long
flowing brown hair,
eternal fire, pits
of darkness, and
Phil Hellmuth
kicking burning
chairs and throwing
fits because all the
other poker players
in Hell won't stop
talking.
He's even aptly
named after the
place.
There is that
glimmer of hope that
I won't be going to
Hell after I die.
These are the things
that get you a one
way ticket there:
Idolatry, adultery,
greed, impurity,
drunkenness, fits of
rage (Phil), orgies,
homosexual offenses,
self ambition,
slander, sorcery,
lying, dissensions,
discord.
Does being an organ
donor apply towards
good credit?
I'm
sure Phil Hellmuth's
ego is a little hurt
that he failed to
make Jenny's Top 5,
coming in at number
4. Oh well,
there is always next
year Phil.
There is something
really sexy about
the self-proclaimed
poker brat.
Could it be that the
online poker website
he represents is one
of our main sponsors
-
UltimateBet.com.
No of course not!
When I think of Phil
Hellmuth, the first
thing that comes to
my mind is that
little brat who's
sitting behind me on
the plane, kicking
the seat, crying,
screaming the whole
entire flight and
his Mom and Dad act
as if they are on
some other flight,
saying nothing to
the little heathen.
Of course that kid
would later grow up
to be Phil Hellmuth.
The appropriately
named poker champion
is arguably the best
player ever.
He has more
bracelets than his
wife and Yours Truly
combined.
Hellmuth has won
$5,604,386 at the
WSOP and is ranked
7th on the WSOP All
Time Money List.
NEXT UP - SHANNON
ELIZABETH >>>>
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