Jenny
Woo's Top 10 Sexiest
Poker Players:
Number 6 - Patrik
Antonius
You
just knew my list of
Top 10 sexiest poker
players had to
include some David
Beckham looking guy
with an obnoxious
sounding French last
name. Enter
Patrik Antonius,
made worse by the
likelihood that he
yells it out when
having sex.
This
is the type of guy
if you
tell him he should
drink pineapple
juiceso that
his s*men would
taste better, he'd
order a pina colada
and **** off in the
glass then make you
sip it with a straw.
Fortunately, Jenny
no longer dates
these types.
That doesn't mean
they're not fun to
look at.
As of 2008, his
total live
tournament winnings
exceed $2,600,000.
So he's handsome
and rich ladies.
Patrik Antonius
inked a deal with
Full Tilt Poker this
weekend, according
to our friends at
WickedChops,
where Antonius is
covering the WSOP.
Antonius began
making a name for
himself on the poker
tournament circuit
with two finishes
near the final table
of World Poker Tour
(WPT) event, 12th at
the WPT PokerStars
Caribbean Adventure,
then 15th at the Bay
101 Shooting Stars
event two months
later, in early
2005. He went on to
finish in the money
in three events of
the 2005 World
Series of Poker (WSOP).
Like
Beckham, Antonius is
turning into a sperm
bank of sorts.
He and his fiance
Maya had another one
last year. Oh
yeah, Maya's a babe
too.
"I'm
part of a new
generation, of which
the people have an
athletic
background,"
Antonius has said.
"You have to be in
really good shape to
play the best game.
Your mind has to be
so clear to play,
and in order to
achieve that, you
have to be in good
shape.
At the moment, it
seems like I'm so
far ahead of
others."