Pamela Anderson marries Kid Rock, no ill feelings towards Doyle Brunson

Doyle Brunson, the legendary poker player, we suppose could have attended Pamela Anderson's wedding.  But he had more pressing issues, like getting toasted by a group of his friends.  We revert back to the saying "With friends like these, who needs any enemies?"

Attending the Doyle Brunson toast was none other than the boobalicious new BOOBWA Girl (Babes of Online Betting With Attitude), Pamela Anderson (now Pamela Anderson Rock).  Anderson left the toast early claiming she was going to get married, but that was probably just to save face as the Bay Watch babe looked visibly bothered by the pummeling she took from "Everybody Loves Raymond" star Brad Garrett.

"Get out from under the table, Pam", "Make yourself at home, Pam.  Go f*ck someone!" were just some of the comments made by Mr. Garrett.

While Doyle and his family were the brunt of Garrett's jokes the entire night he emceed the star-studded event, Anderson was an easy target.

But her marriage to Doyle Brunson is likely to last longer than her marriage to Kid Rock, some would speculate.  After all she's taken a lot of beatings during her young life (if you know what we mean) and Brunson is a harless 70 plus year old man with a poker room, Doyles Room (See Web Site Here).  The marriage spoken of involves Pamela's entry into the world of online poker with what is already an enormous hit having debuted just this week, PamelaPoker.com.

Ms. Anderson disclosed during Doyle's toast that "Everything is big in Texas" and that Brunson did not need Viagra.  She alluded to his rather large manhood.

On Thursday, Pamela Anderson became an honorary BOOBWA as Gambling911.com's own Payton O'Brien presented her with an official shirt.  A tear welt up in Pamela's eye.  A tent welt up in Doyle's pants.

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According to her website, Pamela Anderson has just turned the online poker world on it's ear. From Vegas to the French Riviera, Pamela has been sharpening her game and is ready to shuffle up and deal.

Pamela Anderson will regularly play with members (poker that is).  We anticipate plenty of event photos as well.

Pamela and Brunson both enjoy the powerful backing of 5WPR - a New York based PR firm - behind them.  The company represents several online gambling entities and was the first to disclose that the second dancer in the Duke Lacrosse rape case had approached their firm about launching a career for her.

Garrett's ribbing of breasty Anderson won't spoil her poker alliance.  Both Doyle's Room and PamelaPoker have realized biblical number of signups over this past week.

"My dad is a good friend of Doyle's" Anderson confessed.  Hence, the new relationship.

The Pamela Anderson brouhaha was not the only incident that transpired during the Doyle Brunson toast. 

Gambling911.com found itself the unwitting participant in a nationwide manhunt for a wanted felon who was in attendance and sitting at the Gambling911.com table.

More to come....

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Christopher Costigan, www.gambling911.com

Originally published July 30, 2006 1:52 pm EDT