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The Lesbo transvestite boobilicous freakfest otherwise known as the Gambling911.com Conference Championship party (being held in Miami Beach on January 20) has organizers already advising the dozen or so Hawaiian Tropic girls scheduled to appear that they must don skimpy New England Patriots outfits, much to the behest of some Gambling911 reporters who will be attending. "2008 will not be a good year until the New England Patriots go down!" said Gambling911.com Sports Reporter, Tyrone Black, who understandably is based out of New York. With only two weeks left until the big party, outfits must be selected ahead of time and Gambling911 management has already told organizers to have the New England Patriots uniforms ready to go. "The Conference Championship theme requires these busty Hawaiian Tropics girls to wear team uniforms," explains Payton O'Brien, Senior Editor for the Gambling911.com website, who will also be in attendance. "The Patriots are listed with -220 odds to win the 2008 Super Bowl at Bookmaker.com and, as such, we have determined they are the most likely team to be represented in the Conference Playoffs."
"I hope Jacksonville gets in. I am from there," said Barbie, who already has a skimpy little Jaguars outfit in her wardrobe. "I would like to see Jacksonville and New England go to the Super Bowl because I think Tony Romo is such a hunk." A record number of individuals are expected to attend this year's Gambling911.com party. Last year's event, which took place the weekend of Super Bowl, was completely out of control and turned into an all-out orgy of sorts with girls kissing girls, fights and the shocking scene still etched it loyal readers minds...that of two Gambling911 reporters engaged in a salacious act on a giant ant table.
"Brotha, this will be the party of the century!" a more slender Sparky exclaimed. He'll be debuting his new body at the party. It has not yet been announced what team Sparky is going to be cheering on. Of course, a Gambling911.com party would not be the same without sexpot reporter Jenny Woo making the rounds. She too is expected to don a team uniform. Watch for updates at www.gambling911.com ---- Gambling911.com Staff Originally published January 5, 2008 12:02 am EST
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Hawaiian
Tropic Girls Ordered
to Wear New England
Patriots Outfits to
Party
The girls will be
divided into four
groups of four, each
required to wear a
team uniform that is
represented in the
Conference
Championship game.
This
year's party will be
a first for one of
Gambling911.com's
newest reporters,
Sparky Collins, the
transgender hit with
readers who more
than a decade ago
arrived on Miami's
shores by way of an
inner tube, became a
legalized US citizen
over night, and
still hasn't
mastered the English
language.
Sparky's been
spending a lot of
time in Puerto Rico
these days and
arrives in Miami
Beach promising to
wear his trademark
pink rimmed hat.