Miss Universe 2007: The 25 Favorites to WinGambling911.com's own sizzling reporter Jenny Woo (pictured below) and her multi-sexual Cuban counterpart, Sparky Collins (pictured left), take a look at the Miss Universe 2007 contestants who rank among the biggest favorites according to the oddsmakers at
BetUS.com (find betting odds here)
Jenny Woo - Sparky, I am sooooo excited that we have Miss Universe 2007 to be broadcast live from Mexico City at 9 pm ET Monday night and the betting frenzy on Miss Universe 2007 has been extraordinary. It will be throughout the day Monday so get your bets in now
Sparky Collins - Yeah I'm excited too. T&A everywhere Jenny and most of the front runners have boobs about as big as yours.
Jenny Woo - Among the top 25 Miss Universe 2007 favorites there are representatives from 8 Latin American countries, 5 Asian countries, 5 European countries, 3 African countries, a Caribbean island and some countries I cannot find on a map.
Sparky Collins - Glad to see my Latin American beauties representing in this year's competition.
Jenny Woo - Our first country representative is Miss Venezuela. Here is a country that has won 4 different times and could win a 5th one.
Sparky Collins - Who is the delegate? Hugo Chavez in drag?
Jenny Woo - She is a striking beauty by the name of Ly Jonaitis, listed with odds of +400 at
BetUS.com
Ly is of Lithuanian and Russian descent.
Sparky Collins - How she become Venezuelan then?
Jenny Woo - Good question Sparky. But she is and I guess the Russians and Lithuanians will all be rooting for her.....or maybe not. Miss Russia is also one of the favorites at +1200 odds. She appears bottom far left (the blonde).
Sparky Collins - She should do like the other one. Strap a Venezuela ribbon over those knockers. Russia is a bad bet. They never win unless in tight white shorts playing tennis.
Jenny Woo - Sparky, never say never. The confidence award by far goes to Miss India,
Puja Gupta, with +1300 odds who is quoted as saying: "While I don't know what destiny holds for me, I'm very confident that the crown will sit on my head." What do you think, Sparky? Here is a photo of her.
Sparky Collins - I think she looks like she should be Miss Venezuela. Look at that outfit. I thought they don't kill cows.
Jenny Woo - Check out Miss Estonia at +1450 odds.
Sparky Collins - What that?
Jenny Woo - Estonia is a country in Northern Europe. Ethnically the people are related to the Finns. They were previously occupied by Russia and are now part of NATO, forging close ties with their Nordic neighbors. Estonians consider themselves Nordics.
Sparky Collins - If she makes it to the swimsuit competition those boobs will get her far. The three runners up can stay afloat on those!
Jenny Woo - I think you might be right Sparky. Guess who is representing? And she's listed with +950 odds, one of the favorites. My peep, Miss Korea. And here is an interesting fact,
Miss Korea is a musical prodigy.
Sparky Collins -
Hell, she can play my **** flute any day.
Jenny Woo - What **** flute? She plays the
Kayageum. It's a zither-like string instrument, with 12 strings. The strings enter the top of the
body, and underneath are Tolgwae (tuning pegs). At the other end, the strings are wound around free floating pegs, looped through holes at the bottom of the instrument, and then the strings are all tied in a coil.
Sparky Collins - Stop! I'm having flashbacks!
Jenny Woo - Miss Poland comes in with +1450 odds.
Sparky Collins - I bet she has more hair under her arms than me.
Jenny Woo - SPARKY!
Sparky Collins - She is wearing one of my dresses.
Jenny Woo - I love how these girls are asked "What are your interests and what do you like doing the most?" I would love for one of these girls to just blurt out "I like to get f*****!"
Sparky Collins - Here is something bizarre. Miss Poland's ambition is to be the Polish ambassador to Cuba. Huh? I don't think we have those there. This girl fall off the beet truck or something?
Jenny Woo - I think that is a wonderful cause. Check this out. For the first time ever, Tanzania is being represented in the contest.
Sparky Collins - What that?
Jenny Woo - Tanzania is in Africa. This is the first time they are being represented and their delegate is placing among the top 10 favorites. How is that for a grand entrance?
Sparky Collins -
Throw Britney Spears in a roaster for 15 minutes, out pops Miss Tanzania. Let me guess, she wants to be a singer and save the world.
Jenny Woo - She wants to be an engineer, my honey bunny. Let me tell you, at +1150 odds and an
$1150 payout on every $100 bet I might be placing my money on Miss Tanzania, Flaviana Matata.
Sparky Collins -
Sounds like
something you would
order at Starbucks.
Jenny Woo - You are so bad! I have great news! Miss USA comes in with +1150 odds. She grew up in Tennessee and dresses up in a traditional Elvis Presley costume.
Sparky Collins - And she wants a crown dressed like that?
Jenny Woo - That is the national costume and I think she might win over some judges with that outfit.
Sparky Collins - National costume of what? Miss USA is from Panama! No wonder I am so confused. Where is Miss Sweden?
Jenny Woo - No Miss Sweden this year. That country determined that the competition is degrading to women and weighed down by scandals.
Sparky Collins - Didn't this country have a Swedish bikini team or something?
Jenny Woo - Yes but the Swedish bikini team appearing in those beer ads back in the 1980's were actually Americans.
Sparky Collins - Sorta like this pageant. So Miss Mexico is listed with +1300 odds. Let me guess, her papers ran out before she could become Miss USA.
Jenny Woo - Sparky, that is not nice, especially with all this tension related to the proposed immigration law that failed to pass in the Senate this weekend. Don't forget. You were once an immigrant.
Sparky Collins - Look who is talking!
Jenny Woo - So Sparky, who are your favorites?
Sparky Collins - Miss Greece +800! I am still trying to get over Miss USA having the national costume of Elvis. I would have dressed as Abraham Lincoln. Miss Greece, Doukissa Nomikou - and we know she is really Greek with a name like that - has it right, she's dressing up in the national costume of a Trojan, something Jenny I know you are quite familiar with those. Also I like Miss Nicaragua at +950 odds.
Remember, you can place your bets here
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Jenny Woo, Sparky Collins, Gambling911.com
Originally published May 28, 2007 1:56 am ET
