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Mike
Tyson Poop for a Mere $31.00 a Pop
You know you want
some. Admit it.
Now you can be the
proud owner of Mike Tyson's own personal poop!
For just a mere $31.00, you can own the human
excement.
From
100Percent Injury Rate:
There's a Los Angeles
based company called Celebrity Skin and Bodily
Fluids that actually hawks the, uh, remnants of
celebrities and two well known sports figures.
For Mike Tyson, his fecal matter goes for $31, his
skin cells for $12.75, and his bacteria for $6.75.
The shit is a bargain, but the bacteria, totally
overpriced. Just be careful folks:
For fecal and urine specimens, you will receive
2.0-3.0 cubic centimeters of specimen packaged in a
hermetically-sealed transparent plastic cylinder
(about the size of a film canister). The contents
will be clearly visible through the cylinder. We do
not recommend opening the cylinder after purchase,
and we cannot be held liable for any injuries you
sustain from engaging in this highly risky behavior.
They also ask the
question: Is it legal?
Yes. Federal laws
simply require that our samples not create an
immediate threat of injury or disease propagation.
Our fecal matter, urine, saliva, and sweat specimens
are hermetically sealed in unbreakable plastic
containers to prevent any unwanted personal injury.
Bacteria and skin cells are sealed within heavy-duty
glass microscope slides.
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Tyrone Black,
Sports911.com
Originally
published August 29, 2007 11:49 am ET
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