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The Jenny Woo Blog. It seems that Jenny needs
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entertainment, sexy celebrities and noncelebrities
and whatever else is not enough to sustain her
menstrual cycle. As a result, we've allocated
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mind and introduces us to some friends.
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Jenny Woo's got
the blues
Posted by Jenny Woo
Ok, I'm mad as hell
and not gonna take it any more!
Whew! Finally got that
off my double D silicone implanted breasts!
So what's got Jenny so
pissed off?
Seems everybody went
to Costa Rica once again this past week and l'il 'ol
Jenny gets to stay home.
I am really fed up
with my editor preventing me from going to Costa
Rica. He keeps promising and promising.
Finally I got him to promise "this summer" in what
really amounts to a very vague promise.
My Editor
and I during happier times |
I'm dying to see
Kelvin Ayre's (Bodog.com) house and visit with all
of our loving sponsors.....not to mention I'd like
to show 'em all a little Jenny Woo lovin' if you
know what I mean! I want to meet Ron "The
Cigar" Sacco of BetCRIS.com and have him smoke me
with his long ******. I want to make Mike
Foreman wear my lingerie again like he did when he
was ******** in Amsterdam. I want to make
Wally Griffin of BetonSports.com turn pink again
like he did the 2 minutes we spoke while in Miami
Beach (again wondering why our sponsor gave us the
cold shoulder the whole time during CAP). I
guess I should be thankful for those two minutes.
Didn't I get this guy into an exclusive party last
year in Vegas and I'm left walking 10 blocks to some
other club because the BetonSports crew left me high
and dry, taking off in their stretch Hummer?
Ok enough venting.
Wait no there is more.
Getting back to my editor. Even notice how
when it is cloudy in Miami there's a tendency to
have more articles up? Some food for thought.
I'm not saying anything about taking extended beach
breaks during peak times in the afternoon and
allowing his email box to back up.
I only
asked him like 5 times to put up the
Purple Lounge Free Roll rules
and it finally goes up this weekend. Jenny's
got a tournament to promote geeesh. His
response: "I'm backed up". Translation: "It's
sunny and 90 degrees outside and there aren't any
shark attack reports". WTF?
Mike
Foreman of BetUS.com fouled out with me
during our first encounter. When I
see his sexy
ass in Costa Rica I'll make him my
catcher |
Oh I'm abstinent again
for the umpteenth time. I just got so turned
off by guys during Hip hop Weekend here in Miami
Beach with all these guys shouting "Wusup Baby!" and
oggling at my breasts. Two strikes against me:
One, I had no bra; two I am walking a pitbull (Lexi).
So I've decided to be
less sexual, wear no makeup unless I'm really going
out, but more importantly I've just joined up with a
new mortgage company and business is brisk.
Ok that's not the real
reason I'm staying home these days lol
Hey maybe
Sue Schneider of GIGSE is hiring
writers. |
The real reason is I
can't drive my friggin SUV because the title got
screwed up and I don't have my tags sooooooooo when
Jenny's had a few too many Cosmos and gets behind
the wheel ooooooooor my ADT kicks in while stopped
at the red light and I feel the need to run it late
at night, Jenny is not prepared go back to probation
again.
I'll be 22 September
9th and I'm accepting gifts from advertisers.
One quickie - no
offense Lawrence Prezman of BetWWTS.com lol - I'll
be in Vegas during World Series of Poker and I might
need one of you to sneak me in. They are
asking for our press credentials. Are we NOT
the number one online gambling poker website portal
on the planet? (my editor made me write this and
threw in some big buzz words like "portal").
Email me here for
the office address. Sorry, I must know the
recipient to protect against my ever growing fan
base of stalkers.
Now back to Costa
Rica. Sorry I'm all over the map here.
Seems they had my new friend Rebecca Liquoro go to
the island of Costa Rica and take pictures of some
affiliate conference party type deal held by
VIPsports.com. Yep, no Jenny.
Rebecca sent us the
pics and I get to sit here and figure out who is
who.
Here is Rebecca
Liquoro from Casino City Press and Simon Eaten from
Nine.com. Jenny's got something for Simon to
be eaton' when I arrive in Costa Rica hehehe.
Oh I love it when my boss is too busy to read my
blog.
At least Antoine's
woody is still awake. He's managed to snatch
up two girls at the infamous Hotel Del Rey in San
Jose, Costa Rica. Speaking of snatch, can you
guess which of these two girls has a disease?
We have our sources.
Rebecca reports that
sexy boy toy Ian of Casino Coins referred to her by
three different girls names during the course of an
evening, flosses his teeth and is well endowed.
However he could not keep her awake. Becky got
ADT?
Just what the world
needs, another porn star! Come to think of it,
that's what I need right about now. The porn
star pictured here is Mario from VIP.com.
Rebecca reports "young and full of ***" Can't
wait to read Rebecca's newsletter. Oh boy!
Alligators! Like
we don't see enough of these in South Florida.
Feeding time
Upppppp my ADT is
kicking in so the rest of Rebecca's photos are going
to have to wait until my next blog entry.
Oh and sorry I screwed
up and saved over my last entry.
Love and Kisses,
Jenny Woo
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