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6.6.6

6/01/2006 4:41 pm EST

Posted by Jenny Woo

Ok I'll admit I'm a little superstitious. Jenny is one girl who will be staying in June 6. Why? June 6 translates into 6.6.6 otherwise known as the mark of the devil (not to be confused with that little red mark I got on my neck the other night hehehehe).

My sister, The Born Again redneck from West Virginia, is taking this one a step further. Her and her hubby will be boarding up their home that day. WTF????

Ok so if you think the folks in West Virginia mountain country are strange, they don't even come close to those living in Amsterdam. Some of you might recall I was there last year and felt like a prude.

Expatica reports 17 couples have already applied to marry in the Dutch city of Enschede outside of Amsterdam on June 6 so far, though normally there are only two to three weddings in the city on a Tuesday.

Rotterdam usually sees six to eight weddings on June Tuesdays, but 14 have already been slated. In Arnhem, nine couples have signed up for 666, far more than on any other Tuesday.

"Tuesday is normally a very quiet day," a spokesperson said.

While one explanation is that 666 would be an easy date to remember for anniversaries, others suggest a more sinister meaning.

For centuries, people have been intrigued by the number 666, the "number of the beast" from the Book of Revelation in the New Testament.

Not only is it mentioned in Scripture, it has been associated with the Satanism, universal price codes and the game of roulette, as the numbers on the wheel add up to 666.

According to Revelation, the number "666" is associated with an end-time beast power.

"Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." (Revelation 13:18.)

As WorldNetDaily previously reported, the legendary number is now getting a fresh look, as researchers are re-examining evidence the number in Scripture may actually be 616.

WTF? That's the area code for Southwest Michigan.

While we are on the topic of 666, I'm constantly being inundated by crazed young men asking me to put fresh pics of myself up with other men, other women or solo.

Errrr how's about respecting me for my writing talent and taking your minds off Sandy and Mandy just for a few minutes.

Of course the first perv to write into my new email address at JWoo@CostiganMedia.com was Lawrence Rabies from BetWWTS.com (See Web Site Here) an Andy Garcia looking cutie good Jewish boy who they evidently forgot to circumcise. Ouch that stubble!

Oh and you'll be thrilled to learn Jenny survived Urban Beach Weekend this year in Miami Beach. The one time I dared to venture outside my apartment to walk Lexi, I must have been groped and harassed by at least two dozen thugs.

I had two things going against me: Girl walking a pitbull. Girl walking a pitbull without a bra!

Some 600 plus people were arrested and dozens of weapons confiscated during the Memorial Day Weekend where some 300,000 hip hoppers descend upon Miami Beach.

Oh but one government official told my editor: "It was a success this year. There were no deaths!"

WTF? There were no deaths in Miami Beach but there was one fatality and two additional stabbings in downtown Miami. Two kids were thrown off a balcony of the Loew's Hotel by their dad, who also jumped.

So not sure what the Miami Beach government officials definition of "Success" is.

Love and Kisses,

Jenny

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