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6.6.6
6/01/2006 4:41 pm EST
Posted by Jenny Woo
Ok
I'll admit I'm a little superstitious. Jenny
is one girl who will be staying in June 6.
Why? June 6 translates into 6.6.6 otherwise
known as the mark of the devil (not to be confused
with that little red mark I got on my neck the other
night hehehehe).
My sister, The Born
Again redneck from West Virginia, is taking this one
a step further. Her and her hubby will be
boarding up their home that day. WTF????
Ok so if you think the
folks in West Virginia mountain country are strange,
they don't even come close to those living in
Amsterdam. Some of you might recall I was
there last year and felt like a prude.
Expatica reports 17
couples have already applied to marry in the Dutch
city of Enschede outside of Amsterdam on June 6 so
far, though normally there are only two to three
weddings in the city on a Tuesday.
Rotterdam usually sees six to eight weddings on June
Tuesdays, but 14 have already been slated. In Arnhem,
nine couples have signed up for 666, far more than
on any other Tuesday.
"Tuesday is normally a very quiet day," a
spokesperson said.
While one explanation is that 666 would be an easy
date to remember for anniversaries, others suggest a
more sinister meaning.
For centuries, people have been intrigued by the
number 666, the "number of the beast" from the Book
of Revelation in the New Testament.
Not only is it mentioned in Scripture, it has been
associated with the Satanism, universal price codes
and the game of roulette, as the numbers on the
wheel add up to 666.
According to Revelation, the number "666" is
associated with an end-time beast power.
"Let him that hath understanding count the number of
the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his
number is Six hundred threescore and six."
(Revelation 13:18.)
As WorldNetDaily previously reported, the legendary
number is now getting a fresh look, as researchers
are re-examining evidence the number in Scripture
may actually be 616.
WTF? That's the
area code for Southwest Michigan.
While we are on the
topic of 666, I'm constantly being inundated by
crazed young men asking me to put fresh pics of
myself up with other men, other women or solo.
Errrr how's about
respecting me for my writing talent and taking your
minds off Sandy and Mandy just for a few minutes.

Of course the first perv to write into my new email
address at
JWoo@CostiganMedia.com was Lawrence Rabies from
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an Andy Garcia looking cutie good Jewish boy who
they evidently forgot to circumcise. Ouch that
stubble!
Oh and you'll be
thrilled to learn Jenny survived Urban Beach Weekend
this year in Miami Beach. The one time I dared
to venture outside my apartment to walk Lexi, I must
have been groped and harassed by at least two dozen
thugs.
I had two things going
against me: Girl walking a pitbull. Girl
walking a pitbull without a bra!
Some 600 plus people
were arrested and dozens of weapons confiscated
during the Memorial Day Weekend where some 300,000
hip hoppers descend upon Miami Beach.
Oh but one government
official told my editor: "It was a success this
year. There were no deaths!"
WTF? There were
no deaths in Miami Beach but there was one fatality
and two additional stabbings in downtown Miami.
Two kids were thrown off a balcony of the Loew's
Hotel by their dad, who also jumped.
So not sure what the
Miami Beach government officials definition of
"Success" is.
Love and Kisses,
Jenny
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