Jenny Woo Blog

May 17, 2006

GIGSE and Kelvin

5/17/2006 10:28 AM

I'm not at GIGSE this year but my editor is providing me with regular updates.  He arrived at the opening ceremony 15 minutes before it ended.  He claims his flight was delayed.  I say he got lost like last year. 

At least he made it though.  Word is Kelvin Ayre of Bodog.com, Founder and Whatever, never got there.

Everyone was talking about the article I wrote on "Mr. Most Eligible Billionaire My Ass" the other day, including Kelvin who seems to eat this stuff up.

Providian Bank you suck ass!

5/17/2006 10:28 AM

Spare yourselves the hardships folks and don't get yourself a Providian Bank Card. 

First off, when you wait to speak to an operator you are immediately connected to some Indian guy trying to disguise his voice as a Redneck.  Where is Lou Dobbs when you need him.  I've never met an Indian named "Bob" either!

Ask them a question and they appear lost so I request an AMERICAN SUPERVISOR and got some female who was a real bitch.

My boss has less than stellar credit so when I attempted to charge something on his Providian Visa - No, it was not for a porn site! - I was shocked to discover that not only was the card rejected, his credit limit had gone from $3500 to $350. 

Now Jenny prides herself on her math wizardry and I can tell a missing zero when I see one.  This bitch responds "It says on your contract we can reduce the limit any time we feel inclined to do so".

Hey Bitch, just because we were late paying by 5 ****** ******* days you CUT the limit by $5000!  You smoking some of that Indian ganja?

Oh, and did I mention the balance is paid off in full each month?

Providian, YOU SUCK ASS!!!!

My Born Again Sis Wants to be a Star - Yikes!

5/17/2006 10:28 AM

My sister from West Virginia is on this serious kick about getting on television and becoming a star much like her adorable sweet not-so-Born-Again younger sister (unless you count being a "born again virgin" taking a shower each morning after sex hehehe). 

So all you honey bunnies out there, guess what Sis is planning on doing to get her star on the Walk of Fame?  She wants to appear on the Discovery Channel's popular reality series "Miami Ink".

Guess what, Jenny just happens to know the owner of this tattoo parlour. 

I promised a lot of things to him if he could get my sis on television including promotion on Gambling911.com.  I can't mention the other things I promised since this is a family website hehehehe.  Let's just say my sister didn't exactly object when I mentioned the things I was planning on doing.

"Just get it done, Jenny," she says.

Born again?  My Half Korean, half Redneck ass!

Here is a little something about the show:

TLC sets up shop in South Beach to take viewers inside the colorful, painful, intriguing world of tattoo artistry in Miami Ink. In the series, four friends and competitive rivals - a motley crew of cutting-edge, humorous and well-regarded young guys and best friends - open and run a custom tattoo parlor, where they live, work and play together. The resident artists Ami James, Chris Nuñez, Chris Garver and Darren Brass live and work together to promote the art of tattooing while running a new business. Miami Ink shows the friends - all with world-class talent and dynamic personalities in and out of their workspace from noon 'til night, following their late-night shenanigans, brotherly hazing and camaraderie. Apprentice Yoji Harada is there to soak up all of the artists' knowledge and experience and to meet their every need, desire and whim so he can one day begin his own tattooing in earnest.

In addition to spotlighting the artists at work, each tattoo in Miami Ink has a story to tell, a reason for being and a special relationship to its owner. The artists' clients range from 18-year-old newbies and suburban housewives to famous actors and buttoned-up professionals. The tale of each customer and his or her tattoo tattoo recipient and corresponding tattoo is an emotionally engaging one; in the first episode viewers see a tattoo in the memory of a deceased brother, a tattoo of the alter ego of a drag queen and a tattoo of a notable surfer's homeland, to name just a few. Many people get tattoos to signify some pivotal moment or event in their lives. Viewers gain insight into each Miami Ink customer and the impetus behind his or her choice of artwork.

Calvin Ayre the world's most eligible bachelor?  Isn't that WOOnderful! While I sit here sunning on such a lovely day waiting to meet all you honey bunnies at the CAP Spring Break waiting to sink my teeth into that delectable Lou Fabioni, I am left wondering.... well, what the hell am I doing wrong with my life.
 

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