Jenny Woo's Blog

Finally, it's here!
The Jenny Woo Blog. It seems that Jenny needs
a place to vent and bitch and vent and bitch.
Her focus on the world of internet gambling,
entertainment, sexy celebrities and noncelebrities
and whatever else is not enough to sustain her
menstrual cycle. As a result, we've allocated
this space to Ms. Jenny Woo where she speaks her
mind and introduces us to some friends.
Like the Mark Cuban
Blog but with Triple D's and lots of offense.
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Happy birthday Jenny
Woo
On behalf of
everyone here at
Gambling911.com we'd
like to wish online
gambling's most
famous reporter a
Very Happy Birthday.
And hopefully she'll
have just as many
birthdays as Buzz
Daly, the world's
second most famous
reporter covering
the online gambling
industry (we're
confident Buzz
doesn't mind taking
a back seat to
Jenny, Who
wouldn't?).
So what's Woozy
doing this weekend
besides NOT WORKING?
"I am going to be
drinking three days
straight. This
lucky girl gets an
extended weekend
birthday," Woo said.
Oh yeah, lucky girl
all right, her
birthday falls on a
Saturday.
We asked Woozy what
her birthday wish is
for
number.....ahem...22.
"My birthday wish is
to have Peter Dicks
and Mark Blandford
of Sportingbet ***
me up *** ***** me
and **** *****.
Free Peter Dicks!
That's my birthday
wish."
Woo referred to
Sportingbet
executives, one of
whom is being held
inside the U.S. as a
result of a
Louisiana arrest
warrant. This
reporter has always
been fond of Mark
Blandford who she
feels resembles
former Soviet Union
Leader
Mikhail Gorbachev.

But what Jenny
really wants more
than anything is to
be honest and always
tell the truth.
"That thing's huge.
Oh God, I have a
headache, gotta
run."
No really....Jenny
has something she's
gotta get off her
chest (we know it
ain't a bra!)
"I'm not really 22,"
Jenny admits in a
shocking disclosure,
perhaps the biggest
ongoing
misrepresentation in
online gambling.
"Ok, I'm really
turning 27 and I
already have
greeeeeeeeeeeys!"
But have no fear,
Woo will be
reporting right up
to the grand 'ol age
of 70.
"I'll still have it
going on boys!"
We don't doubt it.
Happy Birthday Jenny
Woo!
Email Jenny Birthday
Wishes
Here
September 4, 2006

Jenny Woo in Norway
at the FHM Poker
Tour: Part II
I had every
intention on writing
part two of my
Norway trip on
Thursday night, but
I got a little
sidetracked. I had a
very good reason. A
friend
of mine has Dolphins
season tickets (club
seats I might add)
and he wasn’t going
to attend Thursday
nights game.
Overall, he offered
them to moi. Jenny
wasn’t going to let
the tickets go to
waste. So Carrie (my
best friend), her
boyfriend, another
friend, and I went
and watched a great
game. With that
said, I needed just
a couple of days to
recover from that
night. And now
giving you guys yet
another excuse why
you haven’t heard
from me. But like I
said before, “I had
a very good reason”.
Read and see more of "Jenny
Woo in Norway at the FHM Poker Tour: Part II" here
August 29, 2006
Poker: The FHM Tour in Norway with Jenny Woo
I
got back to Miami from Norway Sunday night. I
apologize that none of you
were able to read about my Friday and Saturday night
escapades. Jenny has been a very busy girl and now
a very sick one. Yes I said sick...I’ve seem to
have caught "reindeer flu" during this wonderful
trip. I’ve been taking shots of Robitussin as if it
were shots of tequila, so if I sound a little off
that’s the reason why.
I'm not as bad as
Julia Wild of
Purple-Lounger.com who I understand was rushed
to intensive care the other night with a 110 degree
fever, swollen hives, convulsions, spitting up that
Exorcist green pea soup and life threatening
dehydration. But I'm not here to depress y'all
so let's get to discussing my Norway adventure,
shall we?
Read more "Poker: The FHM Tour
in Norway with Jenny Woo" here
August 26, 2006
Poker Tour: Jenny Woo learns Norwegians rank #1 for
one night stands

It's tough being a
girl all alone in a third world foreign country like
Norway. Just kidding about the "Third World".
Norway is anything but "Third World", in fact
everything here is so damn expensive and my editor
didn't give me his credit card so I'm sorta screwed
outside of the pay advance.
The FHM/Purple Lounge
Female Poker Tour has thus far gone off without a
hitch and I'll have plenty of pics of the babes and
tournament coming in the next few days. You
know how it is, slow loading photos by email + a few
Cosmos = Jenny Woo's ADT in full gear.
Read more on "Poker Tour:
Jenny Woo learns Norwegians rank #1 for one night
stands" here
August 24, 2006
Poker: Jenny Woo in Norway covers FHM Purple-Lounge
tournament
Jenny
Woo here reporting to you from Norway and the FHM
Purple-Lounge tournament qualifiers, which will
culminate into the Finals on September 16.
Already I'm picking up
the native tongue....and the guys here can't get
enough of mine, if you know what I mean.
Here is some of what
I've learned so far: "god dag, hallo, hei" all mean
"hello" in Norwegian. "meg du er lang" means
"My you are tall" since the average female here is
like 6'2. "du er cute" means "you are cute".
"du kanne vær inne meg hotel rom" - I had to use
this one on Bjorn Norbo, my host, who is passed out
in my hotel room as I write this article. And
get your dirty minds out of the gutter Boys!
Read
and see more of "Poker: Jenny Woo in Norway covers
FHM Purple-Lounge tournament" here
August 21, 2006
Jenny Woo snake bitten by Snakes on a Plane: Her
official drunken review
Ok, first off since my
editor decided to torture me by forcing Jenny to go
see "Snakes on a Plane" I figured I might as well
torture my dog Lexy. I gotta admit though she
looks mighty hot in one of our Gambling911.com
shirts. And while I'm on the subject of our
shirts, if anyone is interested in purchasing one
contact me and
inquire about the purchase of
a Gambling911.com shirt here.
Now onto my review of
"Snakes on a Plane". And guess what boys and
girls, I'm with most critics here, this film didn't
exactly sssssuck! So yeah, I think it might do
pretty good beyond the one weekend opening.
PlayersOnly.com had
this one at over/under $28.5 million. Good
time for me to let you all know they are offering a
FREE CASH bonus when you sign up. 10% of your
initial deposit. Sign up with $100, get a FREE
$10. Sign up with $500 get a FREE $50.
FREE MONEY, gotta love that concept. And here
I am having to BEG FOR FREE MONEY from my boss.
Sheeesh...
Read
more of "Jenny Woo snake bitten by Snakes on a
Plane: Her official drunken review" here
August 12, 2006
Top 10 sexiest men in sports: The Pretty boys
Sports911.com's
own "expert on men" Jenny Woo has come across a Fox
Sports poll listing the world's top 10 sexiest men
in sports, better known as "the pretty boys".
See if Jenny agrees.
You think it's easy
being a girl? One hour devoted to showering,
putting on make up and finding the perfect outfit
every morning. Then another hour spent on the
phone with your girlfriends. Three hours for
clubbing every night. Four hours for sex.
That leaves only five hours left in the day.
When's a girl to get any work done?
Of course you guys
have it easy. Sure some of you wear makeup
(i.e. the CEO-In-Hiding Kelvin Ayre), but pretty
boys rarely need it.
The top 10 sexiest men
in sports can sweat, get kicked in the crotch, black
eyes, you name it....they still stay pretty and can
still function even with a sore crotch. Not
that I would know.
Fox Sports this past
week listed the Top 10 sexiest men in sports.
Their top 10 pretty boys of course featured David
Beckham at the helm. What a shocker!
Who else could be
considered for the top spot, but the man on whom the
metrosexuality trend is based? In a sport where
diving and faking an injury are skills as prized as
dribbling and passing in the NBA, Beckham is the
King of queens.
Read more of
"Top 10 sexiest men in sports: The pretty boys" here
Jenny Woo in Costa Rica: Pablo!
The morning began
innocent enough. I had a massive headache from
too many shots, hadn't been to bed yet, and hadn't
had sex. Worst of all though, my internet
connection in my hotel room wouldn't work and I had
articles to write about my Costa Rican adventure.
So the hotel sends the
same clueless sap up from the night before to fix
it. No way! I immediately called
downstairs demanding a new room.
They put me in another
room and I still needed help setting things up so I
call the front desk and the night clerk answers and
says "Good morning Mrs. Costijan - being that my
room is on my editor's credit card - My name is
Pablo and I am coming up to assist you personally."
Read more of "Jenny Woo in
Costa Rica: Pablo!" here
August 7, 2006
Costa Rica: The making of a monster
Jenny here reporting
live (actually half dead) from beautiful sportsbook
infested Costa Rica with my dear friend and future
star, Rebecca Liggero....Ok, for those of you
expecting me to stop by your office today, there has
been a slight change in plans.
I know I am getting
old when I'm sitting in the hottest hooker
bar in the entire Western Hemisphere - The Hotel Del
Rey in San Jose, Costa Rica - surrounded by guys and
I resist charging them US prices to take me home.
Why I was probably the first one whose ever ended up
in there that didn't get lucky....Oh, wait, there is
also my new friend Rebecca "Liquorio" Liggero of
Casino City News....You know the one: She interviews
some poor sap for a position. The guy tells
her he "Googles' everyone who he's going to
interview (not knowing it was Rebecca who as doing
the interview that day) and Rebecca proceeds to tell
him that she would be thrilled to have him do a
Google search on her.
Guess what popped up?
SEX AND ONLINE
GAMBLING NOT A GOOD MIX

Read more of "Costa Rica: The
making of a monster" here
August 7, 2006
Banks don't want anti-internet gambling bill,
libraries don't want MySpace
Hey,
Jenny Woo here and boy is my head hurting after my
first night here in beautiful Costa Rica. Lucky I
got here after waking up only two hours before my
flight. Yes, I got up at 5 pm.
Here is what we
talked about last night in between shots of Tequila
with the boys from Bodog.com, Juan from
Sportsbook.com and Dave from Sportsbook Review.
Independent
Community Bankers of America (ICBA) has again called
on Congress to re-examine provisions in the Internet
Gambling Prohibition and Enforcement Act (H.R. 4411)
recently passed by the House of Representatives that
require banks and other financial institutions to
assist in halting the flow of gambling deposits to
online gambling venues.
Read more of "Banks don't want
anti-internet gambling bill, libraries don't want
MySpace" here
August 6, 2006
Another stolen credit card translates into internet
poker addiction
Ok, so I sit here
preparing my first ever Costa Rica trip and it dawns
on me....I'm addicted to gambling. More addicted to
internet poker than I am to sex. Well, at least
with sex I have someone else charge their credit
cards. With internet gambling I might turn out
like poor little 'ol (get your hankies out) RYAN.
Whose Ryan you
might ask?
Ryan is an 18-year
old who the Philadelphia Inquirer paints as this
poor young sap who became addicted to online poker,
racked up nearly $20,000 (errr didn't the credit
card company impose a limit on this activity?)
and.....ok, here's the good part. The credit card
was STOLEN.
Read more on "Another stolen
credit card translates into internet poker
addiction" here
July 27, 2006
New Kevin Federline music video to star Jenny Woo of
Gambling911
The sexiest reporter
covering the World Series of Poker circuit, Jenny
Woo, was snatched up to film along side Kevin
Federline for his first music video this Saturday.
Britney Spears will be present as well.
"This is a dream come
true for me," commented a giddy Ms. Woo, online
gambling's most respected industry reporter.
Since arriving in
Las Vegas late Wednesday night - emphasis on the
word late since Jenny missed her original
flight - the sexy hot reporter has been approached
by Hollywood super agent Micheal Esterman and online
gambling industry moguls.
Among her many
introductions, Ms. Woo met her dad's idol, Randy
Meisner of The Eagles. Growing up, Jenny's dad
would sing her to sleep - not with "Mary Had a
Little Lamb" like you would think, but rather "Hotel
California". The song is about a drug
overdose.
Kevin Federline says he is ready to take his music
to a national audience – and he's going to get the
chance at the Teen Choice Awards on Aug. 20.
The aspiring rapper, who says the public will be
"shocked" by his performance, will close the awards
show with his single "Lose Control," from his
upcoming album Playing with Fire, USA Today reports.
"It's been building up for a long time, and the
process with the album took a long time, so I
decided to just get out there and jump on stage,"
says Federline.
As for the music
video shoot on Saturday, Britney Spears is slated to
be on hand.
Cindy Margolis
at the World Series of Poker
Cindy
started out in lingerie and grew into what she is
now today. She’s a
hard worker and strives to be the best.
We ordered a couple of drinks. She asked me what I
was drinking and I told
her a Grey Goose Matris. She asked what that was
and I told her vodka with OJ and cranberry. She
ordered the same. I fixed her a drink and she loved
it.
The first time Cindy and I met was back when she was
doing the Cindy
Margolis show. I did the show making an ass of
myself on national TV
singing Mary had a Little Lamb and hoolahooping.
Read more on "Cindy Margolis
at the World Series of Poker" here
July 27, 2006
World Series of Poker with Cindy Margolis
Jenny
Woo reporting....
So I get into Las
Vegas at 10:15 pm after not being allowed on my
scheduled American Airlines flight. Once at Caesars
hotel I'm prompted to head into the ladies room to
change for my interview with the beautiful Cindy
Margolis.
Cindy Margolis as
you may already know has joined the
WagerWeb.com
(See
Web Site Here)
family, heading up their entertainment props
department.
Cindy's first
release dealt with the celebrity couple most likely
to break up before all others. Though Justin
Timberlake and Cameron Diaz were listed as the
favorite, it was Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro who
broke up first.
It is going to be
exciting to see all the different prop betting
opportunities that Cindy comes up with over the next
few months. We also look forward to her pictorial
in this upcoming month's Playboy.
Read more on "World Series of
Poker with Cindy Margolis" here
July 26, 2006
Jenny Woo reporting live from the World Series of
Poker.....well sort of
Okay
I am missing Pamela Anderson. I get to the damn
airport an hour before, and am waiting 20 minutes
for this lady who can't speak English to put her
info through the eTicket kiosk. WTF? I had to wait
there and then when I attempted to check my bags in
they tell me I'm too late.
Long story short,
I'm going to be fashionably late for tonight's Full
Tilt Poker Party but have been prompted to head
straight for the party and change into my skimpy
little outfit. Get this! Cyndi Margolis will be
traveling with our crew. She loves us and wants a
pic of me and her. I am soooooooo ecstatic right
now so won't mind getting into Vegas and bypassing
my usual limo pickup for a quickie cab to Caesars
(the limo thing was a joke).
Read
more of "Jenny Woo reporting live from the World
Series of Poker....well sort of" here
July 22, 2006
Three card poker strategy

There's a growing
interest in three card Poker, mainly because people
think it's easy to win big (given the right three
card Poker strategy, of course).
After all, it's fun
to think in 3's because....well....adding a third is
more exciting than just two, especially when playing
No Limit Texas Holdem.
There are two ways
to bring home the bucks (actually there are more
than two ways, but we won't get into all of that on
this page): getting a better hand than the dealer
(the ante) and an optional bet, getting a pair or
higher (the pair plus). It is simple and short,
making a three card Poker strategy far less
complicated than other variations and ideal for
beginners or people who are looking for a quickie.
Read more on "Three card poker
strategy" from Jenny Woo here
July 19, 2006
Bodog ruffles many feathers with abrupt conference
cancellation

Jenny Woo and the
LOOGWA (Ladies of Online Gambling With Attitude) cry
fowl over Calvin Ayre's sudden change of heart
Jenny Woo, Anna
Lexington, Destiney Lewis, Payton O'Brien
reporting...
Had the Bodog.com Conference been held, perhaps many
of the fears would have been put to rest.
Fears related to an
indictment handed down against
BetonSports PLC and several of its key executives on
Monday.
I'm still pissed
off I wasn't even invited. But now I feel for
those who were.
You won't see Jenny
Woo hiding next week. I arrive in Vegas
Wednesday to partake in the World Series of Poker
and meet a real woman whose not afraid to show
herself and announce plans to run an online poker
website, Pamela Anderson.
Read about "Bodog ruffles many
feathers with abrupt conference cancellation" here
July 16, 2006
Jenny Woo does Costa Rica
Gambling911.com's
own Jenny Woo has announced her travel plans to
Costa Rica August 6 thru August 9. For anyone
looking to meet Jenny, we are currently arranging
her travel itinerary for Monday August 7 and August
8.
Watch out!
Costa Rica will never be the same again!
This will mark the
first time that Jenny Woo has stepped foot in the
online sports betting Mecca of Costa Rica.
"I am so excited and
cannot wait to meet as many of our prestigious
sponsors as I can squeeze in to this very short
trip," commented Jenny Woo Sunday evening.
Please contact us at
CCostigan@CostiganMedia.com to make the
necessary arrangements and Jenny Woo looks forward
to meeting you in the Switzerland of Central
America, Costa Rica.
July 16, 2006
(Circa December 2006)
Top 10
sexiest female athletes
(a
Jenny Woo classic) Okay, my
Top 10 hottest athletes wives
article was such an overwhelming success that the
management here has requested - err demanded
- that I write an article on the Top 10 sexiest
female athletes. Hmmm do I smell traffic numbers
here?
Of course, this is
an assignment Jenny is more than happy to tackle in
between my in-depth investigation related to the
injustices of today's professional cheerleader
organizations.
But let's get
straight to the point. I love girls! I love sexy
girls! And I wouldn't mind getting rid of this
ungrateful British boyfriend of mine in exchange or
a British nanny.
There was a time
not too long ago where the top 10 sexiest female
athletes were actually guys with a feminine
disposition a la Dennis Rodman. Otherwise we have
to dig real deep to find the likes of Billie Jean
King, who doesn't really do it for me. No offense
to Billie Jean.
Maybe it all began
with all these.
Read more about "Top 10
sexiest female athletes" here
July 14, 2006
Poker: Hottest seats won!
Purple Lounge players win seats in the Norwegian FHM/Purple-Lounge.com
Poker Tour
The
countdown has begun. Set to sizzle through the
summer months of August and September, the
qualifying tournaments for the Norwegian FHM/Purple
Lounge Poker Tour started in earnest this month with
sponsor Purple Lounge offering ten opportunities to
win a free seat on the tour.
Gambling911.com's own Jenny Woo (ADT kicking in top
left) has already begun packing for the big Norway
tour. We'll have coverage from Norway with
Jenny, Julie (Purple-Lounge.com)
and Bjorn Norbo (Jenny's guide to ensure she doesn't
get lost in Oslo like she did in Amersterdam last
year).
Read more about "Poker: Hottest seats won!" here
July 13, 2006
Online gambling famous dog takes a bow-wow
Jenny
Woo's dog, Lexy, may just be as famous as the Diva
of online gambling herself
First there was
Lassie, then along came Spuds McKenzie, soon there
was that cute little Chihuahua from the Taco Bell
commercials, now along comes sweet and sassy Pit
Bull, Lexy.
"First people would ask me 'Are those real'
referring to my breasts," Lexy's owner,
Gambling911.com reporter Jenny Woo ejaculated.
"Then people would ask if I was real,
suggesting I was a figment of Gambling911.com
management's imagination. Now I have people
asking me, is Lexy real? WTF!"
Read more about "Online
gambling famous dog takes a bow-wow" here July 12, 2006
Big Brother: Janelle Pierzina gets Jenny Woo's vote

Hey oddsmakers, show
my girl Janelle Pierzina some love. I've known
Janelle for quite a few years and she is such a
sweetie but considering how huge Big Brother betting
is across the pond (also known as the Great Pacific
Ocean), it's surprising Jenny is yet to come across
odds for the latest US version of Big Brother All
Stars.
Read
more about "Big Brother: Janelle Pierzina gets Jenny
Woo's vote" here
July 11, 2006
Jenny Woo prepares to tell all about Vin Diesel
Asked
by loyal Vin Diesel fans - many of whom are gay -
what transpired when Gambling911.com's own Jenny Woo
had what could be deemed as an "intimate" encounter
with the Fast and the Furious hunk, Ms. Woo is
prepared to tell all.
What fans really
want to know is: Can Vin Diesel be gay?
Online gambling
website,
BetUS.com
(See
Web Site Here)
has Diesel as a 4 to 1 favorite to come out of the
closet before any other well known celebrity,
including CNN's anchor, Anderson Cooper.
Jenny Woo spent a
part of Monday night responding to Diesel fans and
the rest of the night drinking her favorite
concoction, Cosmos and Tequila.
Elated fans of the
Unofficial Vin Diesel Website
were elated to discover that Jenny Woo was prepared
to answer any questions that might come her way.
Read more about "Jenny Woo
prepares to tell all about Vin Diesel" here
July 10, 2006
Gambling addicts? Gimme a break
Ok,
Jenny's a little perturbed these past few days.
Seems that both CNN and Fox News decided to feature
segments on so-called "gambling addictions" with
your typical "in-the-shadows" addict crying about
how online gambling has ruined their lives.
WTF? Yeah, go
ahead and blame it on internet gambling. Jenny
doesn't feel like waiting at a red light.
Jenny proceeds to run red light. Jenny mows
down old lady.
"Officer, I can
explain. I have an Attention Deficit Tick!"
It's true, we can
blame whatever on whatever, whenever and it is easy
enough to slam Jenny's favorite pastime, online
gambling, when in reality these individuals have
much more serious problems. They have
compulsive behavior syndrome so that if they are not
gambling, chances are they will be drinking or
snorting coke. Let them gamble DAMNIT!
Read more about "Gambling
addicts? Gimme a break" here
July 9, 2006
Jenny Woo's pathetic poker night
This
weeks experience wasn’t at all what I had planned it
to be.
TRANSLATION.........I sucked. So maybe I thought I
was finally getting the hang of this game and maybe
I have. I’m just thinking.....hoping that Jenny
was having a streak of bad luck. You think?
I started out my third game, Thursday at 9:05pm.
Same as always.. My
mentality? Well, as confident as usual. My cards
sucked, I know that’s no
excuse. But that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Read more about "Jenny Woo's
pathetic poker night" here
No Limit Texas
Holdem
No-Limit
Texas Holdem is a game of general strategy, basic
tactical skills useful in all forms of poker, and a
game of intense psychology. In other words, Jenny's
ADT needs to go straight out the window! It's a
game where you must pay careful attention and you
must know the type of players, similar to a boy
meets girl scenario....know the cads, know whose got
the dough, know what's behind them there wranglers
hehehe!
As I prepare to hit
the poker circuit, this diva has been secretly
honing her No Limit Texas Holdem skills. But before
I get into basic strategy, first we need to
distinguish between the types of players you will
encounter when playing No Limit Texas Holdem,
keeping in mind that this girl has very few limits
so I might be at a slight advantage here. Some -
like the tight passives - prefer more of a, well,
missionary approach....as I will attempt to explain
below.
So just who are my
opponents? Hopefully a few gorgeous hunks, some
sexy ****** and a porn star poker pro like David
Williams. More than likely, I'll be playing along
side Wilbur and Jane The Librarian.
Read more about "No Limit
Texas Holdem" here
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July 5, 2006
"Vin Diesel asked me to come to Cuba with him":
Jenny Woo revelation

Is Vin Diesel
really gay? I can't say "Yay", "nay" either
way - Jenny Woo, Gambling911.com
Ok, ok, my Editor
broke me down after a few Cosmos and waving some
hundred dollar bills in my face. I had to
confess....But what's a girl to do when asked to go
undercover and explore the hidden world of closeted
homosapians.
My Editor broke me
down: "Here I am assigning you to a story to
go under cover and investigate the hidden world of
closeted gay celebrities and you are ****ing the
favorite to come out of the closet?"
Uhhh no, not quite my
dear Editor....though I wish that were the case!
And if I were, I guess that would make him an
underdog, eh? Is Vin Diesel gay?
Will he be the first celebrity to come out of the
closet?
Read more here about "Vin
Diesel asked me to come to Cuba with him': Jenny Woo
revelation" here
July 3, 2006
Anderson Cooper gay or nay? Bet on it!
From
the World of Woo - Jenny Woo - few stories were
hotter than last week's disclosure that online
gambling website,
BetUS.com (See
Web Site Here)
had released odds on which celebrity would be first
to come out of the closet. Vin Diesel they had
as the big favorite.
Well, Boys, you might
be surprised to know this was the most read article
here on Gambling911.com last week. Many of you
readers were wondering if Anderson Cooper might be a
great value at a whopping 20-1 odds.
Hmmmm...One individual
provided us with a hot tip related to Anderson
Cooper, and as always this could be rumor. I
hope so since Anderson is such a hottie, especially
with balloons wrapped all over his head.
Read more of "Anderson Cooper gay or nay? Bet on
it!"
July 2, 2006
Jenny Woo punches out manager of strip club thanks
to poker tournament
Do
something Lou Dobbs!!!!!!!!!!
I'll admit I wasn't on
my best behavior Thursday night. Who to blame?
Let's start with Atlantic Broadband and its "hired
help" - yet another company that utilizes support
staff out of India. Where is Lou Dobbs when
you need him????? No offense to my dear friend
Jodi from Online Casino News.
I HATE COMPUTERS!!!
No, really I do. Or should I say that I hate 800
technical support numbers that put you on hold for
30 minutes just to tell you that they can’t help.
WTF???? You’re probably wondering where this
pent up frustration is coming from.....
Ok so let's go back
circa Thursday night. Like that? CIRCA
hehehehe my writing gets better and better every
day, doesn't it boys?
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punches out manager of strip club thanks to poker
tournament"
June 25, 2006
Vin
Diesel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah Winfrey all favorites
to come out of the closet
Posted by Jenny Woo
I
was really shocked to learn that Vin Diesel is the
favorite to be the next big name celebrity "outed"
or admits he is gay....ok, not really.
Though I sincerely hope it's not true. Vin
Diesel can be in the worst flick - even that dark
alien film from a few years back - and his bulging
biceps alone are enough to keep Jenny's ADT in line.
Gay or nay?
Vin Diesel, Jake
Gyllenhaal, Oprah Winfrey, Keanue Reeves, Anderson
Cooper. These
are all candidates to come out of the closet next,
according to controversial website BetUS.com,
which has placed odds on each of these celebrities
and their potential "coming out parties".
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Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah Winfrey all favorites to come
out of the closet"
June 23, 2006
Play poker with Jenny
Posted by Jenny Woo

A few weeks ago Peter
Gold asked me if I would play in the Bodog/Vegas
Insider poker tournament. Of course I jumped at the
chance, even though I have no poker experience
whatsoever. I mean come on I am the girl that The
Hendon Mob gave up on at last year's WSOP. WTF?
But you know there’s a first time for everything. I
looked at it as a chance to pop my online poker
cherry and I didn’t do too bad for a virgin.
Peter set everything up for me, but you know me I’m
just full of questions.
I think I bugged Peter to the max, but even though
he was going to the Heat game he told me to call him
if there was a problem. He did however give me
Kerri’s, from
Bodog.com (See
Web Site Here), email
address and told me to email her if I had any
problems. Well, I had a problem, not a big one
though. So Kerri came to Jenny’s rescue. She even
made my deposit for me. Thanks Kerri. At first I
was somewhat intimidated, I mean I didn’t want to
look like a complete dumb ass. But I was really
amazed on how easy it was to understand everything
on the poker site. Even a first timer like me could
understand.
At 9:05pm I embarked on my first poker tournament.
There were a total of 16 players ( I think everyone
was at the Heat game). Why wasn’t Jenny
invited???? WTF? Anyway, I didn’t do too bad. I
won a hand in the 2nd
level. I did however have to split the pot with
someone, seeing that we
both had 2 of the same pair. I thought I had no
hope left in the 4th level
with only $695 left and dropping. Overall, what
saved my ass was the
straight that won me $1100. I guess that gave me an
ego boost, cause then I thought I knew how to play.
Let’s just I say I went out in the 6th level, but I
wasn’t the 1st person out. I was the 3rd. Big
Jimmy was kicking ass when I decided to depart with
over $4000 and climbing.
So there you have it, Jenny’s first poker tournament
experience. Not so bad
if I do say so myself. Tune in next Thursday to see
how I do.
And don't forget to
register for the
Purple-Lounge FHM free rolls.
I'm heading to Norway for the FHM Women's Poker
Tournament and I want all you to join me.
Love and Kisses,
Jenny Woo
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here
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stalkers please.
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