Jenny Woo's Blog

Finally, it's here!  The Jenny Woo Blog.  It seems that Jenny needs a place to vent and bitch and vent and bitch.  Her focus on the world of internet gambling, entertainment, sexy celebrities and noncelebrities and whatever else is not enough to sustain her menstrual cycle.  As a result, we've allocated this space to Ms. Jenny Woo where she speaks her mind and introduces us to some friends.

Like the Mark Cuban Blog but with Triple D's and lots of offense.

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Happy birthday Jenny Woo

On behalf of everyone here at Gambling911.com we'd like to wish online gambling's most famous reporter a Very Happy Birthday.  And hopefully she'll have just as many birthdays as Buzz Daly, the world's second most famous reporter covering the online gambling industry (we're confident Buzz doesn't mind taking a back seat to Jenny, Who wouldn't?).

So what's Woozy doing this weekend besides NOT WORKING?

"I am going to be drinking three days straight.  This lucky girl gets an extended weekend birthday," Woo said.

Oh yeah, lucky girl all right, her birthday falls on a Saturday. 

We asked Woozy what her birthday wish is for number.....ahem...22.

"My birthday wish is to have Peter Dicks and Mark Blandford of Sportingbet *** me up *** ***** me and **** *****.  Free Peter Dicks!  That's my birthday wish."

Woo referred to Sportingbet executives, one of whom is being held inside the U.S. as a result of a Louisiana arrest warrant.  This reporter has always been fond of Mark Blandford who she feels resembles former Soviet Union Leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

But what Jenny really wants more than anything is to be honest and always tell the truth.

"That thing's huge.  Oh God, I have a headache, gotta run."

No really....Jenny has something she's gotta get off her chest (we know it ain't a bra!)

"I'm not really 22," Jenny admits in a shocking disclosure, perhaps the biggest ongoing misrepresentation in online gambling.  "Ok, I'm really turning 27 and I already have greeeeeeeeeeeys!"

But have no fear, Woo will be reporting right up to the grand 'ol age of 70.

"I'll still have it going on boys!"

We don't doubt it.  Happy Birthday Jenny Woo!

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September 4, 2006

Jenny Woo in Norway at the FHM Poker Tour: Part II

I had every intention on writing part two of my Norway trip on Thursday night, but I got a little sidetracked. I had a very good reason. A friend
of mine has Dolphins season tickets (club seats I might add) and he wasn’t going to attend Thursday nights game. Overall, he offered them to moi. Jenny wasn’t going to let the tickets go to waste. So Carrie (my best friend), her boyfriend, another friend, and I went and watched a great game. With that said, I needed just a couple of days to recover from that night. And now giving you guys yet another excuse why you haven’t heard from me. But like I said before, “I had a very good reason”.

Read and see more of "Jenny Woo in Norway at the FHM Poker Tour: Part II" here

 

 

August 29, 2006

Poker: The FHM Tour in Norway with Jenny Woo

I got back to Miami from Norway Sunday night.  I apologize that none of you were able to read about my Friday and Saturday night escapades.  Jenny has been a very busy girl and now a very sick one.  Yes I said sick...I’ve seem to have caught "reindeer flu" during this wonderful trip.  I’ve been taking shots of Robitussin as if it were shots of tequila, so if I sound a little off that’s the reason why. 

I'm not as bad as Julia Wild of Purple-Lounger.com who I understand was rushed to intensive care the other night with a 110 degree fever, swollen hives, convulsions, spitting up that Exorcist green pea soup and life threatening dehydration.  But I'm not here to depress y'all so let's get to discussing my Norway adventure, shall we?

 

Read more "Poker: The FHM Tour in Norway with Jenny Woo" here

 

August 26, 2006

Poker Tour: Jenny Woo learns Norwegians rank #1 for one night stands

It's tough being a girl all alone in a third world foreign country like Norway.  Just kidding about the "Third World".  Norway is anything but "Third World", in fact everything here is so damn expensive and my editor didn't give me his credit card so I'm sorta screwed outside of the pay advance.

The FHM/Purple Lounge Female Poker Tour has thus far gone off without a hitch and I'll have plenty of pics of the babes and tournament coming in the next few days.  You know how it is, slow loading photos by email + a few Cosmos = Jenny Woo's ADT in full gear.

Read more on "Poker Tour: Jenny Woo learns Norwegians rank #1 for one night stands" here

 

August 24, 2006

Poker: Jenny Woo in Norway covers FHM Purple-Lounge tournament

Jenny Woo here reporting to you from Norway and the FHM Purple-Lounge tournament qualifiers, which will culminate into the Finals on September 16.

Already I'm picking up the native tongue....and the guys here can't get enough of mine, if you know what I mean.

Here is some of what I've learned so far: "god dag, hallo, hei" all mean "hello" in Norwegian.  "meg du er lang" means "My you are tall" since the average female here is like 6'2.  "du er cute" means "you are cute".  "du kanne vær inne meg hotel rom" - I had to use this one on Bjorn Norbo, my host, who is passed out in my hotel room as I write this article.  And get your dirty minds out of the gutter Boys!

Read and see more of "Poker: Jenny Woo in Norway covers FHM Purple-Lounge tournament" here

August 21, 2006

Jenny Woo snake bitten by Snakes on a Plane: Her official drunken review

Ok, first off since my editor decided to torture me by forcing Jenny to go see "Snakes on a Plane" I figured I might as well torture my dog Lexy.  I gotta admit though she looks mighty hot in one of our Gambling911.com shirts.  And while I'm on the subject of our shirts, if anyone is interested in purchasing one contact me and inquire about the purchase of a Gambling911.com shirt here.

Now onto my review of "Snakes on a Plane".  And guess what boys and girls, I'm with most critics here, this film didn't exactly sssssuck!  So yeah, I think it might do pretty good beyond the one weekend opening.

PlayersOnly.com had this one at over/under $28.5 million.  Good time for me to let you all know they are offering a FREE CASH bonus when you sign up.  10% of your initial deposit.  Sign up with $100, get a FREE $10.  Sign up with $500 get a FREE $50.  FREE MONEY, gotta love that concept.  And here I am having to BEG FOR FREE MONEY from my boss.  Sheeesh...

Read more of "Jenny Woo snake bitten by Snakes on a Plane: Her official drunken review" here

August 12, 2006

Top 10 sexiest men in sports: The Pretty boys

Sports911.com's own "expert on men" Jenny Woo has come across a Fox Sports poll listing the world's top 10 sexiest men in sports, better known as "the pretty boys".  See if Jenny agrees.

You think it's easy being a girl?  One hour devoted to showering, putting on make up and finding the perfect outfit every morning.  Then another hour spent on the phone with your girlfriends.  Three hours for clubbing every night.  Four hours for sex.  That leaves only five hours left in the day.  When's a girl to get any work done? 

Of course you guys have it easy.  Sure some of you wear makeup (i.e. the CEO-In-Hiding Kelvin Ayre), but pretty boys rarely need it.

The top 10 sexiest men in sports can sweat, get kicked in the crotch, black eyes, you name it....they still stay pretty and can still function even with a sore crotch.  Not that I would know.

Fox Sports this past week listed the Top 10 sexiest men in sports.  Their top 10 pretty boys of course featured David Beckham at the helm.  What a shocker!

Who else could be considered for the top spot, but the man on whom the metrosexuality trend is based? In a sport where diving and faking an injury are skills as prized as dribbling and passing in the NBA, Beckham is the King of queens.

Read more of "Top 10 sexiest men in sports: The pretty boys" here


Jenny Woo in Costa Rica: Pablo!

The morning began innocent enough.  I had a massive headache from too many shots, hadn't been to bed yet, and hadn't had sex.  Worst of all though, my internet connection in my hotel room wouldn't work and I had articles to write about my Costa Rican adventure.

So the hotel sends the same clueless sap up from the night before to fix it.  No way!  I immediately called downstairs demanding a new room.

They put me in another room and I still needed help setting things up so I call the front desk and the night clerk answers and says "Good morning Mrs. Costijan - being that my room is on my editor's credit card - My name is Pablo and I am coming up to assist you personally."

Read more of "Jenny Woo in Costa Rica: Pablo!" here

August 7, 2006

Costa Rica: The making of a monster

Jenny here reporting live (actually half dead) from beautiful sportsbook infested Costa Rica with my dear friend and future star, Rebecca Liggero....Ok, for those of you expecting me to stop by your office today, there has been a slight change in plans.

I know I am getting old when I'm sitting in the hottest hooker bar in the entire Western Hemisphere - The Hotel Del Rey in San Jose, Costa Rica - surrounded by guys and I resist charging them US prices to take me home.   Why I was probably the first one whose ever ended up in there that didn't get lucky....Oh, wait, there is also my new friend Rebecca "Liquorio" Liggero of Casino City News....You know the one: She interviews some poor sap for a position.  The guy tells her he "Googles' everyone who he's going to interview (not knowing it was Rebecca who as doing the interview that day) and Rebecca proceeds to tell him that she would be thrilled to have him do a Google search on her.

Guess what popped up?

SEX AND ONLINE GAMBLING NOT A GOOD MIX

Read more of "Costa Rica: The making of a monster" here

August 7, 2006

Banks don't want anti-internet gambling bill, libraries don't want MySpace

Hey, Jenny Woo here and boy is my head hurting after my first night here in beautiful Costa Rica.  Lucky I got here after waking up only two hours before my flight.  Yes, I got up at 5 pm.

Here is what we talked about last night in between shots of Tequila with the boys from Bodog.com, Juan from Sportsbook.com and Dave from Sportsbook Review.

Independent Community Bankers of America (ICBA) has again called on Congress to re-examine provisions in the Internet Gambling Prohibition and Enforcement Act (H.R. 4411) recently passed by the House of Representatives that require banks and other financial institutions to assist in halting the flow of gambling deposits to online gambling venues. 

Read more of "Banks don't want anti-internet gambling bill, libraries don't want MySpace" here

August 6, 2006

Another stolen credit card translates into internet poker addiction

Ok, so I sit here preparing my first ever Costa Rica trip and it dawns on me....I'm addicted to gambling.  More addicted to internet poker than I am to sex.  Well, at least with sex I have someone else charge their credit cards.  With internet gambling I might turn out like poor little 'ol (get your hankies out) RYAN.

Whose Ryan you might ask? 

Ryan is an 18-year old who the Philadelphia Inquirer paints as this poor young sap who became addicted to online poker, racked up nearly $20,000 (errr didn't the credit card company impose a limit on this activity?) and.....ok, here's the good part.  The credit card was STOLEN.

Read more on "Another stolen credit card translates into internet poker addiction" here


July 27, 2006

New Kevin Federline music video to star Jenny Woo of Gambling911

The sexiest reporter covering the World Series of Poker circuit, Jenny Woo, was snatched up to film along side Kevin Federline for his first music video this Saturday.  Britney Spears will be present as well.

"This is a dream come true for me," commented a giddy Ms. Woo, online gambling's most respected industry reporter. 

Since arriving in Las Vegas late Wednesday night - emphasis on the word late since Jenny missed her original flight - the sexy hot reporter has been approached by Hollywood super agent Micheal Esterman and online gambling industry moguls. 

Among her many introductions, Ms. Woo met her dad's idol, Randy Meisner of The Eagles.  Growing up, Jenny's dad would sing her to sleep - not with "Mary Had a Little Lamb" like you would think, but rather "Hotel California".  The song is about a drug overdose.

Kevin Federline says he is ready to take his music to a national audience – and he's going to get the chance at the Teen Choice Awards on Aug. 20.

The aspiring rapper, who says the public will be "shocked" by his performance, will close the awards show with his single "Lose Control," from his upcoming album Playing with Fire, USA Today reports.

"It's been building up for a long time, and the process with the album took a long time, so I decided to just get out there and jump on stage," says Federline.

As for the music video shoot on Saturday, Britney Spears is slated to be on hand.

 

Cindy Margolis at the World Series of Poker

Cindy started out in lingerie and grew into what she is now today.  She’s a
hard worker and strives to be the best.

We ordered a couple of drinks.  She asked me what I was drinking and I told
her a Grey Goose Matris.  She asked what that was and I told her vodka with OJ and cranberry.  She ordered the same.  I fixed her a drink and she loved it. 

The first time Cindy and I met was back when she was doing the Cindy
Margolis show.  I did the show making an ass of myself on national TV
singing Mary had a Little Lamb and hoolahooping.

Read more on "Cindy Margolis at the World Series of Poker" here

 

July 27, 2006

World Series of Poker with Cindy Margolis

Jenny Woo reporting....

So I get into Las Vegas at 10:15 pm after not being allowed on my scheduled American Airlines flight.  Once at Caesars hotel I'm prompted to head into the ladies room to change for my interview with the beautiful Cindy Margolis.

Cindy Margolis as you may already know has joined the WagerWeb.com (See Web Site Here) family, heading up their entertainment props department. 

Cindy's first release dealt with the celebrity couple most likely to break up before all others.  Though Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz were listed as the favorite, it was Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro who broke up first.

It is going to be exciting to see all the different prop betting opportunities that Cindy comes up with over the next few months.  We also look forward to her pictorial in this upcoming month's Playboy. 

Read more on "World Series of Poker with Cindy Margolis" here

 

July 26, 2006

Jenny Woo reporting live from the World Series of Poker.....well sort of

Okay I am missing Pamela Anderson.  I get to the damn airport an hour before, and am waiting 20 minutes for this lady who can't speak English to put her info through the eTicket kiosk.  WTF?  I had to wait there and then when I attempted to check my bags in they tell me I'm too late.

Long story short, I'm going to be fashionably late for tonight's Full Tilt Poker Party but have been prompted to head straight for the party and change into my skimpy little outfit.  Get this!  Cyndi Margolis will be traveling with our crew.  She loves us and wants a pic of me and her.  I am soooooooo ecstatic right now so won't mind getting into Vegas and bypassing my usual limo pickup for a quickie cab to Caesars (the limo thing was a joke).

Read more of "Jenny Woo reporting live from the World Series of Poker....well sort of" here

July 22, 2006

Three card poker strategy

There's a growing interest in three card Poker, mainly because people think it's easy to win big (given the right three card Poker strategy, of course).

After all, it's fun to think in 3's because....well....adding a third is more exciting than just two, especially when playing No Limit Texas Holdem

There are two ways to bring home the bucks (actually there are more than two ways, but we won't get into all of that on this page): getting a better hand than the dealer (the ante) and an optional bet, getting a pair or higher (the pair plus). It is simple and short, making a three card Poker strategy far less complicated than other variations and ideal for beginners or people who are looking for a quickie.

Read more on "Three card poker strategy" from Jenny Woo here

July 19, 2006

Bodog ruffles many feathers with abrupt conference cancellation

Jenny Woo and the LOOGWA (Ladies of Online Gambling With Attitude) cry fowl over Calvin Ayre's sudden change of heart

Jenny Woo, Anna Lexington, Destiney Lewis, Payton O'Brien reporting...

Had the Bodog.com Conference been held, perhaps many of the fears would have been put to rest.  Fears related to an indictment handed down against BetonSports PLC and several of its key executives on Monday

I'm still pissed off I wasn't even invited.  But now I feel for those who were.

You won't see Jenny Woo hiding next week.  I arrive in Vegas Wednesday to partake in the World Series of Poker and meet a real woman whose not afraid to show herself and announce plans to run an online poker website, Pamela Anderson.

Read about "Bodog ruffles many feathers with abrupt conference cancellation" here

 

July 16, 2006

Jenny Woo does Costa Rica

Gambling911.com's own Jenny Woo has announced her travel plans to Costa Rica August 6 thru August 9.  For anyone looking to meet Jenny, we are currently arranging her travel itinerary for Monday August 7 and August 8. 

Watch out!  Costa Rica will never be the same again!

This will mark the first time that Jenny Woo has stepped foot in the online sports betting Mecca of Costa Rica.

"I am so excited and cannot wait to meet as many of our prestigious sponsors as I can squeeze in to this very short trip," commented Jenny Woo Sunday evening.

Please contact us at CCostigan@CostiganMedia.com to make the necessary arrangements and Jenny Woo looks forward to meeting you in the Switzerland of Central America, Costa Rica.

 

July 16, 2006 (Circa December 2006)

Top 10 sexiest female athletes

(a Jenny Woo classic)  Okay, my Top 10 hottest athletes wives article was such an overwhelming success that the management here has requested - err demanded - that I write an article on the Top 10 sexiest female athletes.  Hmmm do I smell traffic numbers here?

Of course, this is an assignment Jenny is more than happy to tackle in between my in-depth investigation related to the injustices of today's professional cheerleader organizations.

But let's get straight to the point.  I love girls!  I love sexy girls!  And I wouldn't mind getting rid of this ungrateful British boyfriend of mine in exchange or a British nanny.

There was a time not too long ago where the top 10 sexiest female athletes were actually guys with a feminine disposition a la Dennis Rodman.  Otherwise we have to dig real deep to find the likes of Billie Jean King, who doesn't really do it for me.  No offense to Billie Jean.

Maybe it all began with all these.

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July 14, 2006

Poker: Hottest seats won!

Purple Lounge players win seats in the Norwegian FHM/Purple-Lounge.com Poker Tour


The countdown has begun. Set to sizzle through the summer months of August and September, the qualifying tournaments for the Norwegian FHM/Purple Lounge Poker Tour started in earnest this month with sponsor Purple Lounge offering ten opportunities to win a free seat on the tour. 

Gambling911.com's own Jenny Woo (ADT kicking in top left) has already begun packing for the big Norway tour.  We'll have coverage from Norway with Jenny, Julie (Purple-Lounge.com) and Bjorn Norbo (Jenny's guide to ensure she doesn't get lost in Oslo like she did in Amersterdam last year).

Read more about "Poker: Hottest seats won!" here

July 13, 2006

Online gambling famous dog takes a bow-wow

Jenny Woo's dog, Lexy, may just be as famous as the Diva of online gambling herself


First there was Lassie, then along came Spuds McKenzie, soon there was that cute little Chihuahua from the Taco Bell commercials, now along comes sweet and sassy Pit Bull, Lexy.

"First people would ask me 'Are those real' referring to my breasts," Lexy's owner, Gambling911.com reporter Jenny Woo ejaculated.  "Then people would ask if I was real, suggesting I was a figment of Gambling911.com management's imagination.  Now I have people asking me, is Lexy real?  WTF!"

Read more about "Online gambling famous dog takes a bow-wow" here

July 12, 2006

Big Brother: Janelle Pierzina gets Jenny Woo's vote

Hey oddsmakers, show my girl Janelle Pierzina some love.  I've known Janelle for quite a few years and she is such a sweetie but considering how huge Big Brother betting is across the pond (also known as the Great Pacific Ocean), it's surprising Jenny is yet to come across odds for the latest US version of Big Brother All Stars.

Read more about "Big Brother: Janelle Pierzina gets Jenny Woo's vote" here

July 11, 2006

Jenny Woo prepares to tell all about Vin Diesel

Asked by loyal Vin Diesel fans - many of whom are gay - what transpired when Gambling911.com's own Jenny Woo had what could be deemed as an "intimate" encounter with the Fast and the Furious hunk, Ms. Woo is prepared to tell all.

What fans really want to know is: Can Vin Diesel be gay?

Online gambling website, BetUS.com (See Web Site Here) has Diesel as a 4 to 1 favorite to come out of the closet before any other well known celebrity, including CNN's anchor, Anderson Cooper.

Jenny Woo spent a part of Monday night responding to Diesel fans and the rest of the night drinking her favorite concoction, Cosmos and Tequila. 

Elated fans of the Unofficial Vin Diesel Website were elated to discover that Jenny Woo was prepared to answer any questions that might come her way.

Read more about "Jenny Woo prepares to tell all about Vin Diesel" here

Gambling addicts?  Gimme a break

Ok, Jenny's a little perturbed these past few days.  Seems that both CNN and Fox News decided to feature segments on so-called "gambling addictions" with your typical "in-the-shadows" addict crying about how online gambling has ruined their lives.  WTF?

Yeah, go ahead and blame it on internet gambling.  Jenny doesn't feel like waiting at a red light.  Jenny proceeds to run red light.  Jenny mows down old lady. 

"Officer, I can explain.  I have an Attention Deficit Tick!"

It's true, we can blame whatever on whatever, whenever and it is easy enough to slam Jenny's favorite pastime, online gambling, when in reality these individuals have much more serious problems.  They have compulsive behavior syndrome so that if they are not gambling, chances are they will be drinking or snorting coke.  Let them gamble DAMNIT!

Read more about "Gambling addicts?  Gimme a break" here

Jenny Woo's pathetic poker night

This weeks experience wasn’t at all what I had planned it to be.

TRANSLATION.........I sucked. So maybe I thought I was finally getting the hang of this game and maybe I have. I’m just thinking.....hoping that Jenny
was having a streak of bad luck. You think?

I started out my third game, Thursday at 9:05pm. Same as always.. My
mentality? Well, as confident as usual. My cards sucked, I know that’s no
excuse. But that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
 

No Limit Texas Holdem

No-Limit Texas Holdem is a game of general strategy, basic tactical skills useful in all forms of poker, and a game of intense psychology.  In other words, Jenny's ADT needs to go straight out the window!  It's a game where you must pay careful attention and you must know the type of players, similar to a boy meets girl scenario....know the cads, know whose got the dough, know what's behind them there wranglers hehehe!

As I prepare to hit the poker circuit, this diva has been secretly honing her No Limit Texas Holdem skills.  But before I get into basic strategy, first we need to distinguish between the types of players you will encounter when playing No Limit Texas Holdem, keeping in mind that this girl has very few limits so I might be at a slight advantage here.  Some - like the tight passives - prefer more of a, well, missionary approach....as I will attempt to explain below.

So just who are my opponents?   Hopefully a few gorgeous hunks, some sexy ****** and a porn star poker pro like David Williams.  More than likely, I'll be playing along side Wilbur and Jane The Librarian.

Read more about "No Limit Texas Holdem" here

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"Vin Diesel asked me to come to Cuba with him": Jenny Woo revelation

Is Vin Diesel really gay?  I can't say "Yay", "nay" either way - Jenny Woo, Gambling911.com

Ok, ok, my Editor broke me down after a few Cosmos and waving some hundred dollar bills in my face.  I had to confess....But what's a girl to do when asked to go undercover and explore the hidden world of closeted homosapians. 

My Editor broke me down:  "Here I am assigning you to a story to go under cover and investigate the hidden world of closeted gay celebrities and you are ****ing the favorite to come out of the closet?"

Uhhh no, not quite my dear Editor....though I wish that were the case!  And if I were, I guess that would make him an underdog, eh?

Is Vin Diesel gay?  Will he be the first celebrity to come out of the closet?

Read more here about "Vin Diesel asked me to come to Cuba with him': Jenny Woo revelation" here

Anderson Cooper gay or nay? Bet on it!

From the World of Woo - Jenny Woo - few stories were hotter than last week's disclosure that online gambling website, BetUS.com (See Web Site Here) had released odds on which celebrity would be first to come out of the closet.  Vin Diesel they had as the big favorite.

Well, Boys, you might be surprised to know this was the most read article here on Gambling911.com last week.  Many of you readers were wondering if Anderson Cooper might be a great value at a whopping 20-1 odds.

Hmmmm...One individual provided us with a hot tip related to Anderson Cooper, and as always this could be rumor.  I hope so since Anderson is such a hottie, especially with balloons wrapped all over his head.

Read more of "Anderson Cooper gay or nay? Bet on it!"

 

Jenny Woo punches out manager of strip club thanks to poker tournament

Do something Lou Dobbs!!!!!!!!!!

I'll admit I wasn't on my best behavior Thursday night.  Who to blame?  Let's start with Atlantic Broadband and its "hired help" - yet another company that utilizes support staff out of India.  Where is Lou Dobbs when you need him?????  No offense to my dear friend Jodi from Online Casino News.

I HATE COMPUTERS!!!  No, really I do. Or should I say that I hate 800
technical support numbers that put you on hold for 30 minutes just to tell you that they can’t help. WTF????  You’re probably wondering where this pent up frustration is coming from.....

Ok so let's go back circa Thursday night.  Like that?  CIRCA hehehehe my writing gets better and better every day, doesn't it boys?

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Vin Diesel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah Winfrey all favorites to come out of the closet

I was really shocked to learn that Vin Diesel is the favorite to be the next big name celebrity "outed" or admits he is gay....ok, not really.  Though I sincerely hope it's not true.  Vin Diesel can be in the worst flick - even that dark alien film from a few years back - and his bulging biceps alone are enough to keep Jenny's ADT in line.

Gay or nay?

Vin Diesel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah Winfrey, Keanue Reeves, Anderson Cooper.

These are all candidates to come out of the closet next, according to controversial website BetUS.com, which has placed odds on each of these celebrities and their potential "coming out parties".

Continue reading "Vin Diesel, Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah Winfrey all favorites to come out of the closet"

Play poker with Jenny

A few weeks ago Peter Gold asked me if I would play in the Bodog/Vegas Insider poker tournament.  Of course I jumped at the chance, even though I have no poker experience whatsoever.  I mean come on I am the girl that The Hendon Mob gave up on at last year's WSOP.  WTF?  But you know there’s a first time for everything.  I looked at it as a chance to pop my online poker cherry and I didn’t do too bad for a virgin.

Peter set everything up for me, but you know me I’m just full of questions. 
I think I bugged Peter to the max, but even though he was going to the Heat game he told me to call him if there was a problem.  He did however give me Kerri’s, from
Bodog.com (See Web Site Here), email address and told me to email her if I had any problems.  Well, I had a problem, not a big one though.  So Kerri came to Jenny’s rescue.  She even made my deposit for me.  Thanks Kerri.  At first I was somewhat intimidated, I mean I didn’t want to look like a complete dumb ass.  But I was really amazed on how easy it was to understand everything on the poker site.  Even a first timer like me could understand.

At 9:05pm I embarked on my first poker tournament.  There were a total of 16 players ( I think everyone was at the Heat game).  Why wasn’t Jenny
invited????  WTF?  Anyway, I didn’t do too bad.  I won a hand in the 2nd
level.  I did however have to split the pot with someone, seeing that we
both had 2 of the same pair.  I thought I had no hope left in the 4th level
with only $695 left and dropping.  Overall, what saved my ass was the
straight that won me $1100.  I guess that gave me an ego boost, cause then I thought I knew how to play.  Let’s just I say I went out in the 6th level, but I wasn’t the 1st person out.  I was the 3rd.   Big Jimmy was kicking ass when I decided to depart with over $4000 and climbing. 

So there you have it, Jenny’s first poker tournament experience.  Not so bad
if I do say so myself. Tune in next Thursday to see how I do. 

And don't forget to register for the Purple-Lounge FHM free rolls.  I'm heading to Norway for the FHM Women's Poker Tournament and I want all you to join me.
 

Love and Kisses,

Jenny Woo

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