Jenny Woo's Infamous "To Do" List (CAP Euro 2007: London)
As usual, whenever Gambling911.com's roving reporter, Jenny Woo, appears at online gambling industry events, she takes time out of her busy schedule to compile a personal "To Do" list, which isn't your typical "Jobs That Need to be Done" breakdown.
Instead, this is the list of men and women Jenny would love to sink her claws into and tear off all their clothing, to put it mildly.
Jenny counts her top 10 down below from CAP Euro London 2007:
Jenny Woo here and this year's CAP Euro was full of so many good times and so many fond memories....if only I could remember most of it hehehe.
What I do remember, regardless of how much I might have drank over the course of this weekend, are all the hot guys I met up with, some new and some old. Then there's the paranoid industry luminary doomsday neysayers like my number 10 choice.
10.

Casino Affiliate Convention organizer Marc Lesnick routinely appears in my Top 10 lists and with good reason. He's sexy, coy, paranoid, demented and almost got eaten by cheetahs a few years ago. A perfect match. Plus I hear he loves Asians. For years he failed to accept me for the talented half Korean/half Redneck super reporter that I am. Now he has finally learned to accept me. I haven't completely learned to accept him just yet which is why he lands at the bottom of my Top 10 list. He's got a lot of proving to do to show he believes I am the real deal - talent, looks, personality and brains all wrapped into one.
7.

Lou Fabiono is the organizer of this wonderful CAP Euro Event along with Warren Jolly who comes in at #11 after he dissed me enroute to a club hehehe. Lou is such a sweet loveable hottie teddy bear I want to squeaze him all over....but Jenny is a good girl and he's married to a wonderful woman so I do my best to keep my paws off of him.
8.

This loveable hottie with the cutest do on the planet had previously met me while in Norway at the FHM Women's Poker Tournament sponsored by Purple Lounge. His hair is like a porking pine's thistles and I've never had the chance to experience that sensation. Rex is such a cutie!
5.

While Jenny was being a naughty little vixen the other night, Noah from Microgaming.com decided to take the rest of the Gambling911.com crew for a night out on the town for real authentic British pints. Instead, they ended up at a real American Cheers bar drinking Guinness out of bottles. But at least he got those stiffies to lighten up a bit. Noah, I want to $#^%# and $#&%$&# $#&$%#@ you and you KNOAH it!
9.

Cracking my top 5 is Rebecca from CasinoCity.com. She' coming to Miami for the Gambling911.com Super Bowl party, staying at my place and guess what? My dog Lexy ain't giving up her bed so enjoy the warm tile floor. Just kidding hehehe. Rebecca was wayyyyyyy more naughty than me during the entire CAP Euro event. So what if she dissed me going to the club the other night, all is forgiven...especially since I know she'll be held captive while in Miami.
5.

Mario from VIP.com, you would have made Jenny's Top 5 if not for the fact that I felt as if I were getting sloppy seconds (notice that little floozy to the right). Rebecca has the coolest boss by the way (cooler than mine) and she deserves a raise for all her neckworking (errr..networking) this past week.
And now for my final top 3
At Number 4:

Ricardo is so sexy and I loved his cross. I am sure our Christian coalition friends and religious rightists who read Gambling911.com will approve as would my dad who wants his little Jenny to marry a Bible thumping Christian.
Stay Tuned for the Remaining TOP TWO of Jenny Woo's To Do List Coming up this week.
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Jenny Woo, Gambling911.com
Originally published January 29, 2007 9:38 pm ET