Hi everyone, Jenny here back from a visit to Vegas.  No it’s not what you think.  This wasn't the same 'ol sex craved lush you've come accustomed to.  Jenny needed a little R and R.  Yes....it’s true.  I completely
stayed away from the strip and relaxed in a very upscale neighborhood. 

Ok, so to get rid of this stress some of the powers-that-be here at Gambling911.com came up with this wonderful idea to send me on a skydiving adventure.  That's right!  Jenny got thrown from a plane and these damn life preservers (otherwise known as Sandy and Mandy or my breast implants) hardly helped matters in this instance.  I'm sure they'd be fine in the sinking of the Titanic or something along those lines.  Oh, and in case you were wondering: No, Gambling911.com did not pay for this little life-threatening excursion.  I still thought it would be fun and found another sugar daddy besides my beloved editor to pay for it...so what the hell. 

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Crazy huh?  But then my ADT went away and I
started to think straight.  Why the hell would I let you guys bet on whether your sweet, precious Jenny would plumith to her death.  Is PLUMITH a word?  I did however think of many things that you could of bet on.

One: Whether I chickened out all together, even before leaving the ground.

Two: Get up in the air and then chicken out.

Three: Blow chunks all over my instructor as I was jumping out of the plane.

Four: Given the great big Nevada sky a Jenny golden shower free falling down.

Five:   Jenny go SPLAT from thirteen thousand feet free falling.

Six: Jenny go SPLAT while gliding down to earth.

Seven: Jenny kissing the dirty ass Nevada ground after landing on it.

Eight: Jenny fainting after landing on dirty ass Nevada ground.

Nine (Jenny’s personal favorite): Everything goes as planned with no errors.

And Ten: Is it safe to skydive with fake boobs?  Could the silicone potentially explode from the intense gravitational pull?

Then there was the little fact that I hadn't had a single drop of alcohol over the previous 24 hours.  Imagine that!  Jenny not drinking! Believe me you I made up for it in cigarette inhaling.

So you see there were a lot of bets to choose from.  Overall, I didn’t want my readers, YOU, to be betting on my life. 

If you all are wondering, yes I went through with it.  If you don’t believe me I’ll be airing my skydiving DVD experience on the site in about two weeks so watch for it here.

I did have a great time even without the Las Vegas Strip.  I know you all are probably laughing your ass off right now, but it’s true.  I went to the
strip once, the night I gt there to eat dinner.  A sexy friend of mine, Tim aka Timbo, picked me up at the airport and we ate dinner on the strip. 

Otherwise, we spent the majority of the time enjoying the other scenery in Vegas besides twenty four hour casinos and strippers.  I know, I know, I
know.  What the HELL has gotten into you Jenny? ? ?  Well.....nothing.  Your Jenny is still the same AmerAsian crazy ass woman, but like I said before I
needed a little R and R.  SO SUE ME!!   WTF?

I went to Lake Mead and skinny dipped (that video you won’t see).  Was in bed no later then 11pm.  Yeah, I know.   (Edited)  WTF?  And I got to enjoy more then the Las Vegas strip.  See there is
life beyond the strip.

I do want to say a big thanks to Tim Knoll, hot mother (edited) that he is who (censored), thank you for the unforgettable experience.  What would Jenny do without you?  Not sure if they refer to that experience still as the "Mile High Club".

Stay tuned for my skydiving video in about two weeks.   And if any of you would like to find out where I went skydiving, just shoot me over an email
and I can give you all the information.  JWoo@CostiganMedia.com

The boob survived by the way hehehe.

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Jenny Woo, www.gambling911.com

Originally published September 29, 2006 2:00 pm ET