Jenny Woo Vying for MMA Reporting Spot

Jenny Woo Vying for Coveted MMA Reporting Spot

Looking to become the next Suzie Kolber sideline reporter, Sports911.com's half Korean half Redneck reporter looks to expand her horizons by covering the fastest growing sport, Mixed Martial Arts (MMA).

Sports911.com, through its media arm CostiganMedia.com enjoys an all-access pass to Bodog Fight and its fighters. Bodog Fight now ranks as the number two MMA organization after the UFC/PRIDE combo.

Sports911.com's MMA related traffic has exploded in recent weeks and the site announced its need for a Mixed Martial Arts focused reporter.

"I have been watching MMA for some time now and think that I can do a better job of anyone else covering the sport," Woo ejaculated.

But Bodog Fight founder Calvin Ayre is said to be frowning on the idea of having Ms. Woo come cover any of his fight events. Woo has a history of causing distractions that sometimes materialize into unbridled "extracurricular" activities.

While the online gambling industry, for which Woo focuses most of her reports today, has been enamored with the sultry reporter, Ayre can ill-afford to have his fighters fawning for the oft oversexed columnist.

Ayre, who is by no means a Puritan himself, was reportedly red-faced when he stumbled upon a salacious video featuring Ms. Woo tied to bed posts and making special use of jacuzzi water jets. The video in question, however, was deemed to have been made for the sole purpose of "educating couples to have better sex lives" but later ended up distributed under the guise of a "porn video".

Sports911.com spokesperson Payton O'Brien issued the following statement concerning the video in question:

"Jenny Woo should be judged on her exceptional reporting skills and not by some educational video she did many years ago. We support Jenny and all of her previous artistic and creative endeavors."

Sports911.com would never exploit its reporters.

Always a work horse who could be found churning out articles during the wee hours
of the morning while covering CAC Amsterdam, Jenny Woo takes a rare break
lounging at the Gambling911.com rooftop pool overlooking Miami Beach

Ayre instead is said to have his eye on another popular reporter who currently writes for Sports911.com's sister brand, Gambling911.com: Sparky "Angela" Collins, who is the first multi gender reporter to cover the online gaming arena.

Sparky will be getting her feet wet (and hopefully not other parts of his/her body a la Jenny Woo) as part of a series of intimate lifestyle reports. Gambling911.com will be featuring Sparky "Angela" Collins in action this weekend as she literally stops traffic.....Where else?.....Collins Avenue on Miami Beach of course.

Calvin Ayre and Jenny Woo share a fry

"I know Calvin inside and out," disclosed Sparky, having met the media mogul on a number of occasions.

That's a scary picture for sure, though we realize Sparky is referring to his past business relationship with the 2006 Forbes Billionaire issue cover boy.

Sparky also has the full package so to speak. He/she is a professional photographer outside the writing gig. Sparky has photographed for Bodog in the past.

There is some concern, however, that Sparky might encounter troubles if asked to cover the Bodog Fight venue tentatively scheduled for this coming December in Abu Dhabi, the rich Middle Eastern nation that might frown upon someone who looks and acts like Sparky.

Also in the Sports911.com stable is one Tyrone Black, who covers sports for the website already and has been featured at various Costigan Media events.

O'Brien admits that both Woo and Collins would be a hard pill for MMA fans and fighters alike to swallow.

"Jenny Woo would be a real distraction covering these events and Sparky would really be a distraction on a whole other scale."

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Christopher Costigan, Sports911.com

Originally published May 17, 2007 11:09 am ET