Online gambling famous dog takes a bow-wow

Jenny Woo's dog, Lexy, may just be as famous as the Diva of online gambling herself

First there was Lassie, then along came Spuds McKenzie, soon there was that cute little Chihuahua from the Taco Bell commercials, now along comes sweet and sassy Pit Bull, Lexy.

"First people would ask me 'Are those real' referring to my breasts," Lexy's owner, Gambling911.com reporter Jenny Woo ejaculated.  "Then people would ask if I was real, suggesting I was a figment of Gambling911.com management's imagination.  Now I have people asking me, is Lexy real?  WTF!"

Barred from all but one kennel in the Miami Beach area, Lexy the Pit Bull appears to be taking after dear 'ol mommy.

"I've been told by nearly every kennel not to bring Lexy back," Woo tells us.  "She's one hot mutt and drives the misbehaving male dogs bonkers.  This has lead to a number of dog fights."

But Lexy appears to get a bad rap much of the time, and it is not always deserving.  Woo recently moved into a new condo building.  Her neighbors own a dog that looks similar to Lexy.

"My neighbor's dog looks like the 'Target dog'.  The only real similarity to my Lexy is that they are both white.  They're not even the same sex.  'Target dog' always manages to escape the apartment, spazzes out and attacks all the other neighbors and their pets."

Woo received a disturbing knock on her door a few weeks back.

"It was Animal Control which mistook Lexy for this beast next store," Jenny said.

So what's a sweet innocent young reporter for Gambling911.com doing with a Pit Bull you might ask?

"My dad told me when I was moving to Miami Beach to live on my own to purchase either a Smith and Wesson or a Pit Bull for protection.  I got both!"

Lexy has served another purpose besides being a loving pet to Ms. Woo.  She helps to magnify Jenny's already overcharged sex appeal.

"During Hip Hop Weekend here on the beach, I had to walk Lexy and there were about two dozen of these thugs whistling at me and calling out lewd obscenities without any respect towards Lexy's tender ears.  I had two things going against me: One, a girl walking a Pit Bull; Two, a girl walking a Pit Bull without a bra on!"

For now the bitch stays put and keeps us glued to our computers waiting for her next big adventure.  As for Lexy.....stay tuned. 

Sorry we couldn't resist.

Be sure to check out the Jenny Woo Blog Daily Here

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Tyrone Black, www.gambling911.com

Originally published July 13, 2006 3:50 pm EDT