Jenny Woo in Costa Rica: Pablo!

Jenny Woo in Costa Rica: Pablo!

The morning began innocent enough. I had a massive headache from too many shots, hadn't been to bed yet, and hadn't had sex. Worst of all though, my internet connection in my hotel room wouldn't work and I had articles to write about my Costa Rican adventure.

So the hotel sends the same clueless sap up from the night before to fix it. No way! I immediately called downstairs demanding a new room.

They put me in another room and I still needed help setting things up so I call the front desk and the night clerk answers and says "Good morning Mrs. Costijan - being that my room is on my editor's credit card - My name is Pablo and I am coming up to assist you personally."

Ok, so Pablo comes in, gets me set up and I realize Pablo is pretty cute. He tells me he's getting off at 8 am and if I needed anything else to call him.

Well, I was needing something at around 7 am and it had absolutely nothing to do with my internet connection so I call Pablo and tell him to come up, that I have something for him.

Pablo arrives and I pull a "Joey" from "Friends" on him.

"Whatcha Doin, Pedro?" I asked as he entered my room.

"It is Pablo," he corrects me.

"Whatever!"

I grab him by his tie, mess up his hair and am about to rape this poor kid.

We are kissing and he's trying desperately to pull away.

"No, no, Mrs. Costijan, I can't!" he says.

"What do you mean, I can't?"

"They know I am up here on a call and will want to know why I am up here so long. I will get in trouble."

"I won't say anything!" I told him. "This will be our little secret!"

"No, no," he begged.

I then pushed him away and told him to get out.

He's asking if I will be around the next night and I told him "No" and to get out of my room. I had to play "lookout" for him before, checking up and down both sides of the hallway, ensuring there were no other employees around. Meanwhile, his hair is all disheveled.

"Go! And don't come back!"

I write my Monday articles, fall into a deep sleep. Then my editor comes knocking to get me for our next trip around Costa Rica.

It was a visit to the AbsolutePoker.com and offices.