"I'm Absolutely Sorry" Says Jenny Woo Regarding AbsoluteGambling911.com roving reporter Jenny Woo has been caught with her mouth wide open and locking tongues with an Absolute Poker "snake". Shock photos of Ms. Woo engaging in salacious depravities with the Absolute culprit have appeared on various websites.
On Tuesday Woo apologized saying that her tongue has its limits.
"I would never have allowed AJ (Green) to get as close to me as he did in 2005," a sincere Woo stated. AJ Green is the alleged Absolute Poker cheater who bilked hundreds of thousands of dollars from unwitting customers of the 3rd largest US-facing online poker room.
Jenny is beloved by everyone in the online gambling industry. When she shows up at events, they all want their pictures taken with her. Absolute Poker Vice President of Operations, AJ Green, was no exception when he worked at Nine.com.
Woo's wayward tongue made its way down the throats of several Nine.com employees, leading to oral warnings from that company's bosses.
Mike Nichols, Founder and CEO of Nine.com at the time, warned all of his employees: "Never again are you to have your photos taken with Jenny Woo or you will face termination!" He even warned his own brother. The next year, all Nine.com employees were camera shy around Gambling911.com. Though AJ Green and Jenny Woo's paths crossed again in 2006, there were no more pictures taken.
Innocent Rastafarians
Innocent love in the back seat of a Rastafarian driven automobile
"Jamaican me wanna steal your virginity Jenny!" And he still never saw her hole card.
Absolute Poker cheating scandal culprit AJ Green wishes he had this floatation device still.
"My impression of AJ was that he was like one of the Lost Boys: Sweet, innocent but definitely a bit demented. My type of guy," Woo recalls.
AJ is one of about 4500 who have had a chance to cop a feel. That list includes Vin Diesel (who Jenny admits didn't even get past the catcher's mound, though he probably would like to have) and David Navarro, who enjoyed a rare lap dance from the Gambling911.com vixen. George Clooney girl Sarah Larson also enjoyed an intimate encounter with Ms. Woo.
But AJ did not get any further than these pictures, Jenny confirmed.
"His equipment did not seem to be working and his hands were more inclined to wander inside my purse then up my tight-fitting blouse!" Jenny ejaculated.
Jenny Woo is a fun girl who typically knows when to say "Stop" and she knew enough to say "Stop" in the presence of one AJ Green.
Gambling911.com reporters Jenny Woo and Kira Wissman
during the company Super Bowl party in 2007
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Payton O'Brien, Gambling911.com Senior Editor
Originally published October 24, 2007 1:42 pm
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