But first I want to thank Matt Vines for a wonderful and memorable dinner Monday night. And I would like to thank the boys for a wonderful night that I cannot remember Sunday night following the Hype Gaming and HippoJo Casino co-sponsored pub gathering, which I had a blast at.
Now onto the countdown:
At number two is this sexy man from Mansion Poker. Thank you Mansion Man for not taking advantage of me and accepting a check instead. Well, let me explain. It pays to be honest (literally as you will soon find out). So when my boss discovered that Mansion Poker had sent us two payments for advertising by accident, they wanted the other payment back. Well, duh! So my dear boss arranges for them to meet up with us some time during CAP Euro where he would deliver the five figure check. But with things going awry with all these payment processors and an industry upside down, my boss advised us all to hide if we saw anyone approach during the conference wearing a Mansion shirt.
"They have so much money, hopefully they will forget," said my overly honest boss. Whatever! So finally, someone from Mansion contacts Payton and my dear boss asking to meet up for the check.
They want to meet immediately following my awarding the ASOP bracelet to the lucky tournament winner. Once this was done, we sit out in the lobby awaiting the Mansion guy. It is there that my boss hatches this most unique plan. I could see that sly grin already so I knew something was up. "Jenny, what if I arrange for a date between you and the Mansion guy, charge him for the amount that is owed, then we will be even."
WTF! F*** You! F*** You! First off, I am worth more than that ad check. Second, you can go kiss my half Korean, Half Redneck ass! What type of woman do you mistake me for. Now I'll admit when he walked through that door I almost yelled "XXX Dollars! 4 Hours!" but my boss would have been buying me a lot of shoes. What is sexy about the Mansion guy is he turned down the offer.
I don't know if I should feel flattered or insulted at this point. But I feel it takes a real man to turn down a real woman (granted one with fake breasts).
I want to thank Mansion also for offering all those free daily tournaments and sponsoring Tottenham Hot Spurs, which this year is a hot football club.
Okay....My Number One Choice is.... #1
Michael Casseli
What an Italian stud in the mold of Don Carlione. So what if he fantasizes about goats and brought one back to his hotel room.
Michael you could have gotten really baaaaaaaad with me, but you chose the goat! Whatever! They say you are sheepish and I guess they are right. But what an honor it is to have been named my #1. All the others including Rebecca I am told have already been bragging about making the list as if any of them really got in my pants (shat up all of you and stop thinking those naughty thoughts).
Mr. Casselli, I am sure many will agree, this is perhaps the second best honor after winning the ASOP gold bracelet and that Jenny/Payton "fix" where we both walked off with IPods (there were over a hundred people at that Hype Gaming and HippoJo Casino pub party and two Gambling911 people win the prizes? hehe).