Gambling911.com Should be Shut Down!

Lewd lascivious behavior that transpired during the highly anticipated Gambling911.com Super Bowl Weekend party Friday night has had many of the website's staunch right wing conservatives up in arms over the past 24 hours, especially Monday morning.  Gambling911.com is widely read by those with a high moral compass. 

"I found the photos taken at your Super Bowl party repulsive!" barked Mary Sue Fahlbush of Alabama.  "Gambling911.com should be shut down by the FCC for displaying such indecency."

Ms. Fahlbush took great offense to photos depicting Gambling911.com reporters and attendees engaging in wild acts with a giant stainless steel ant table.

"The photos we displayed were far from lewd," says Gambling911's Payton O'Brien.  "There are many who would consider the foreplay of two women atop an ant table artistic."

Fahlbush apparently feels different: "You are all going to hell!"

Two unidentified women were photographed engaging in acts of sensual tantalizing ecstasy atop the giant silver Hymenoptera.

"The Gambling911.com party was open to all readers and anyone involved in the online gambling industry though no official invites went out," said O'Brien. 

Hot babes arrived at the Gambling911.com Weekend Super Bowl party enmasse around 7 pm and remained until the early morning hours.  Few had the ability to leave on their own.

Even the normally uninhibited Rebecca Liggero of Casino City begged not to have certain pictures of her displayed on the Gambling911.com website.

"Can you please only show the G-Rated photos of me," she implored. 

Oh, we don't have any of those Rebecca.

Among the more shocking photos was one of Gambling911.com reporter, Kira Wissman, appearing in a Britney-Spears-like pose enclosed within the giant ant table.  Wissman's mum regularly reads Gambling911.com.

"Kira (Wissman's) mother should encourage her to find Jesus," commented Joe, another resident of Alabama and long time reader of Gambling911.com who admits to being someone aroused by the photos.  "I feel the antics of these girls went a bit too far and that they should try to behave like wholesome women.  I'm sure Kira's mom did not raise her daughter to be a crotch exposing giant metallic ant humping woman of ill repute."

Kira and her hubby Shawn share two separate bedrooms with their four dogs and two ferrets.  But on this night they shared a whole lot more.


We have protected the identity of one of the heathens

"His lips were so tender and moist," said Gambling911.com reporter, Jenny Woo.  "I believe we were all caught up in the moment.  What a great party and I do not feel that anyone should be offended."

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Christopher Costigan, www.gambling911.com

Originally published February 5, 2007 12:35 pm ET