Doyle Brunson Watch

In anticipation for one of the biggest announcements in online poker this year, Gambling911.com has sent its reporter, Jenny Woo, off to Texas in an effort to determine what is going on around the Doyle Brunson household.

The legendary poker player was set to make a major announcement about his website DoylesRoom.com - an announcement that is reportedly going to have a major impact on the online poker world.

7:44 pm CST - I just found Doyle and an ambulance has been called on to the scene.   Turns out they thought he had a stroke or heart attack or an anorysm.   At his age, it's hard to tell the difference.

Great news though.  It was actually Doyle getting the first ***er in more than 60 years when I entered the room. 

I was given the big news prematurely....I'm used to the whole premature thing with the guys I've been with lately. 

Here it is: Breaking News and Brunson still has that ***er!

6:10 pm CST - An unidentified woman is walking out with Doyle's favorite pet cat.

Oh wait, my bad. That's his hair piece.

This is going to be really good.  They have the hair piece, Doyle was seen leaving earlier wearing his cowboy hat.  My interpretation of this is that he'll want to wave his hat around after making the announcement.  That hat has never come off before.  There is probably a family of possums living under it by now. 

I still want to $#%@ that man!

5:55 pm CST - Activity reported around the Doyle Brunson household. 

"My nifty pair of binoculars, used primarily to watch the neighbors have sex, this evening is being used for obvious purposes since the odds of me seeing Doyle Brunson having sex are about 25,000 to 1, unless you call rigor mortis some type of kinky sex act.

"I see two unidentified individuals leaving the Brunson household with what appears to be a set of his false teeth.  This is an indication that Mr. Brunson could be preparing to speak some time late this evening.  We are not sure where he was whisked off to.  I am in the process of trying to find out where they brought him now. 

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE MADE REGARDING DOYLE BRUNSON