This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

It's the Redneck Barbie folks!

Alas if you want a real live Barbie who does not match the above criteria.....we have for you sexy Christina Lindley.  Yes a real living Barbie. 

I had the pleasure of interviewing Ms. Lindley last week.  Her specialty game is No Limit Hold'em - hehehe.

This buxom Maxim and Playboy model is one of the hottest poker playing babes on the circuit today and .....  She's single....at least as of last week, and you know how that goes with these girls.

"It's really funny, I just got out of a relationship not too long ago so I'm currently single," she tells us.

Regarding the Maxim shoot:

"For Maxim they flew in a world top photographer who shoots with Victoria Secret models. They flew me in the night before, did the shoot and I flew back out that day. It was really surreal. They sent a limo for me. I'm originally from a lower middle class family in Tennessee and things like that don't happen."

Okay so maybe she can spit 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt. 

Glad to see she's still humble like Dolly Parton.

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