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Odds of Bush falling
off the wagon: Do they dare?
We here at
Gambling911.com were waiting to see which
online bookmaker would post odds on President Bush having a
drinking problem. And BetCRIS.com has answered our
call. (learn
more about BetCRIS.com here)
The National Enquirer
says he does!
"It's Jim Beam or me,"
Laura Bush supposedly told her husband, if you should
happen to believe the Enquirer report.
And who doesn't
believe the National Enquirer for Heaven's Sake?
Faced with the biggest
crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the
bottle again, The National Enquirer can reveal.
Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his
40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina
catastrophe.
Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president
was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze
at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he
learned of the hurricane disaster.
His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George."
Following the shocking incident, disclosed here for the
first time, Laura privately warned her husband against
"falling off the wagon" and vowed to travel with him
more often so that she can keep an eye on Dubya, the
sources add.
And now with Hurricane
Rita approaching Bush's beloved Texas, the poor Pres
might resort to shots of Jack Daniels mixed with
Petroleum!
So what are the odds of
George Bush drinking and falling off the wagon?
Answering,
Gambling911.com's call to place odds up related to this
National Enquirer story and with Bush’s reputation in
the past - not to mention his history of dividing the
country - odds makers at BetCRIS.com – “Where the line
originates” – have created a line on what the President
might do next:
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BUSH ADMITS TO DRINKING ALCOHOL IN PRESIDENCY |
15-1 |
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BUSH EXPOSED FOR DRINKING ALCOHOL IN PRESIDENCY |
5-1 |
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BUSH CHECKS INTO REHAB PROGRAM |
40-1 |
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BUSH ANNOUNCES HE WILL BE A PREACHER |
2-1 |
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BUSH CONVERTS TO JEWISH RELIGION |
300-1 |
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BUSH CONVERTS TO MUSLIM RELIGION |
500-1 |
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BUSH EXPOSED FOR HAVING AFFAIR |
65-1 |
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BUSH BECOMES A SPOKESMAN FOR VIAGRA/CIALIS |
35-1 |
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NOTHING HAPPENS- NONE OF THE ABOVE |
1-500 |
Odds for George W. Bush can be found at
BetCRIS under the entertainment section:
HERE
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Gambling911.com News
Wire
Originally published
September 23, 2005 12:44 am EST
Revised September 23, 2005 2:15 pm EST
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