Odds of Bush falling off the wagon: Do they dare?

We here at Gambling911.com were waiting to see which online bookmaker would post odds on President Bush having a drinking problem.  And BetCRIS.com has answered our call.  (learn more about BetCRIS.com here)

The National Enquirer says he does! 

"It's Jim Beam or me," Laura Bush supposedly told her husband, if you should happen to believe the Enquirer report.

And who doesn't believe the National Enquirer for Heaven's Sake?

Faced with the biggest crisis of his political life, President Bush has hit the bottle again, The National Enquirer can reveal.

Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.

Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he learned of the hurricane disaster.

His worried wife yelled at him: "Stop, George."

Following the shocking incident, disclosed here for the first time, Laura privately warned her husband against "falling off the wagon" and vowed to travel with him more often so that she can keep an eye on Dubya, the sources add. 

And now with Hurricane Rita approaching Bush's beloved Texas, the poor Pres might resort to shots of Jack Daniels mixed with Petroleum!

So what are the odds of George Bush drinking and falling off the wagon? 

Answering, Gambling911.com's call to place odds up related to this National Enquirer story and with Bush’s reputation in the past - not to mention his history of dividing the country - odds makers at BetCRIS.com – “Where the line originates” – have created a line on what the President might do next: 

 

BUSH ADMITS TO DRINKING ALCOHOL IN PRESIDENCY

15-1

BUSH EXPOSED FOR DRINKING ALCOHOL IN PRESIDENCY

5-1

BUSH CHECKS INTO REHAB PROGRAM

40-1

BUSH ANNOUNCES HE WILL BE A PREACHER

2-1

BUSH CONVERTS TO JEWISH RELIGION

300-1

BUSH CONVERTS TO MUSLIM RELIGION

500-1

BUSH EXPOSED FOR HAVING AFFAIR

65-1

BUSH BECOMES A SPOKESMAN FOR VIAGRA/CIALIS

35-1

NOTHING HAPPENS- NONE OF THE ABOVE

1-500

 

Odds for George W. Bush can be found at BetCRIS under the entertainment section: HERE

 

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Originally published September 23, 2005 12:44 am EST Revised September 23, 2005 2:15 pm EST