Britain's Got Talent: Kit Kat Dolls Thrown Off for Selling Sex

The News of the World reports Sunday that Britain's Got Talent hurriedly booted off drag queen act Kit Kat Dolls for allegedly selling sex. 

The nine-strong troupe of gender benders — who have wowed judge Simon Cowell and millions of voting viewers over the past week — were on course to win the top £100,000 prize and a spot at the Royal Variety Performance.

But that went up the spout on Friday night when transvestite lead singer Vanilla Lush — whose hooker name is Cindy — invited a News of the World reporter to visit him for a sordid SEX SESSION in his room at the hotel where the ITV show's contestants are staying.

"I can only see you for a short time. It's going to cost you £1,000 in cash if you want to f*** me tonight darling," said the 29-year-old cross-dresser.

As the show's viewing figures hit 10 million, a spokesman told us: "We'd like to thank the News of the World for bringing this gross abuse of our trust to our attention.

"We have removed the group from the show. As a consequence of this incident the whole band has had to be punished. We feel let down as do their fellow bandmates."

The tranny band impressed judges Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden as they were voted one of the 26 semi-finalists in the new show that has gripped the country.
 

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After listening to their rendition of Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls, smiling X-Factor creator Cowell said: "Great act. Love the attitude!"

The momentum building behind this show has been little short of amazing. In the space of a week it seems the entire telly-watching public has fallen on it with nothing short of ecstatic relief. So let us hope that the final lives up to expectations.

Six-year-old singer Connie Talbot and juggling act The Barwizards progress to the final.

Connie Talbot To have a Number 1 hit in 2007  2/1
Connie Talbot To have the Christmas No 1 in 2007  10/1

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Sparky Collins, Gambling911.com (English Translation by Payton O'Brien)

Originally published June 17, 2007 4:26 pm ET